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No, this is not to proclaim to the world (via the intahnetzzz) that I prefer the bees more than the birds nor is this a desperate attempt for guys, preferably the hot ones to hook up with me and perhaps convert me back to “straightness”. I refuse to talk about my sexual preferences, really, but I tell you this much now- some girls just want to make me swear off the idea of being with the opposite sex. If they ever decide in some cosmical way to spend their time with me and iunno, make out and such then gaddemmet!!! I’m all in, baby!
Kitagawa Keiko
2 words: Sailor Mars. Eversince I laid eyes on her some years ago on Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon , I knew that we were meant to be. (Yes, there was a live action version of the anime… And yes, they had blue/yellow hair and PVC costumes. You can stop scratching your head now. >_>) Okay, maybe we’re not really so OTP but to this day, I still believe that she is the prettiest Asian girl in the biz… like ever. She is to me the epitome of drop dead pretty. She almost looks too perfect that I often mistake her for a doll. No, not the blow up kind, you perve!
If she looks rather familiar, it’s ‘coz she was Bow Wowow Yippee yo Yippee yay’s love interest on Tokyo Drift, which made me totally go ewwww. Seriously, WHY WOULD I NOT WANT TO GO LEZBO ON HER?! Uhm, pretty Japanese girl in tiny school uniform? Like duh! Are people even allowed to be that hot?
Dear Keiko, prz to be my kanojo kthnxbi!
Ito Yuna
When I first saw this Aubrey Miles-look alike singer on MSte, I didn’t think she was Japanese because 1) she actually said the words “precious” “love” and “future”, instead of “pleshass”, “rabu” and “fyucha” and 2) she has a great tan but not in a fug kogal kinda way. Also, unlike most Jpop idols, she doesn’t come off as too cotton candy or constipated and she does look gorgeous in a flowing white dress. Anyone who looks hot in a flowing white dress and isn’t walking down the aisle deserves some lovin’. We could totally go on a date and I’d have my face/clothes done by Tyra Bank’s make-over team and I’d still look like crap seated next to her. If that’s not beautiful then I don’t know what is.
Dear Yuna, I’m available. Do reconsider.
Aoi Sora
Excuse the ugly photo. That’s the only one I found of her where she isn’t exposing her jugs/flower. Sora is the hottest AV idol in town (Reon Kadena, Maria Ozawa, Leah Dizon who?). I don’t support hetero porn, dgmw. Women are often exploited in such videos. However, I stumbled upon an Aoi Sora photo online by accident and my life was never the same. Is there a need to elaborate? Just look at that face. And how can someone so angelic have such huge… boobs? Do google her up and be pwned.
Dear Sora, put some clothes on. Stop letting random men in dark sunglasses eat you up.
Lee Jun-Ki
The movie King and the Clown made her a superstar in Korea and that film, too, made me desperately want to dry hump her… or something. For me, she’s one of Korea’s best actresses, hell, even better than most Oscar winners! Quite honestly, I don’t know how she manages to cry on cue and make her tears fall ONLY from her left eye. That’s sheer talent, I tell you! She was so much with the pretty in her Promeganate CM, I swear even Kim Jong Il would want to kiss that screen! That’s right. We should soooo send Jun-Ki to NoKor and sell her off to the dictator and end the Korean war. But wait, she should make out with me first. In her latest movie she has grown a mustache and cut hi… Oh fuck. he’s a dude.
Dear Junki, uhm… get a transplant? Please? *insert smiling face here*
How apt is it that just last night, I had a very very real and graphic lezbo dream, the details of which I wouldn’t get into (lest I want this to turn out to be a yuri fic). And yes, I like my girls Asian shuddup. Oh, I can sense the straight guys going wild now…
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August 17th, 2007 at 11:14 am
I still believe Lee JunKi is a girl. It doesn’t matter how much facial hair appears or how deep the voice is. Lee Junki=flat chested woman.
August 17th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
well, if i was a girl and i saw dem above pics too, i’d be a lesbian convert too in a heartbeat. good thing i was born with a stick. hahaha.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
You like girls too? What a coincidence! Me too! We should totally go out :p
August 17th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
@ Amber
Wait, he has a deep voice?
@ Ralphot
But you see, I don’t need a stick to like ‘em girls. It’s all about organic love…
@ RJ
You think so? XDXDDD
August 18th, 2007 at 12:42 am
Sailor Mars is really pretty. Not enough to make me want to swear off men, but pretty none the less. Ito’s quite pretty too. I’m more inclined to doubt my sexuality when I look at the Johnny’s boys. They may be boys, but some of them are more feminine than me, and it really makes me wonder sometimes.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:19 am
isnt he a boy?
August 18th, 2007 at 7:24 am
Aoi Sora used to be hot, but her latest videos show that she’s now reed-thin. Yech.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
Kitagawa Keiko is beautiful, but she can’t act worth shit.
Lee Jun Ki…I’d do her, er. Waaaaait. XD
August 18th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
@ Darla
Ahahaha! I totez feel you, girl… Actually, I might become full-blown lesbian when I go to Japan because pretty much most people younger than me or my age, whatever the gender may be, have more estrogen than me.
@ Anndie
Jun-ki? Yeah. Uhm, You didn’t read ’til the last part of my post, no?
@ Ade
Well, if I get screwed by that fug comedian day and night, I’d be skinny, too!
@ Luna
;____; That’s why she isn’t as popular as I think she should be. I mean, look at Suzuki Ann, who looks like a goldfish. She’s been paired with most Johnnys than I could count. -_-
August 18th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Heya! First time to comment here
ROFLMAO@Lee Jun-Ki XD I seriously thought that you didn’t Jun-Ki as a guy [insert LMAO smiley here] XD You are so right…I love Yuna Ito too, but don’t worry..I’m not going to snatch her from you…I just want her to have the love that she so deserves <3 You’re right about Sailor MarsKitagawa Keiko about being pretty
August 19th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Aoi Sora. Sigh. I have been a fan of her ever since I first saw her on YouTube doing something that I should not say here. hehehe.
BTW, thanks a lot for constantly checking out my previous posts. Keep commenting and you may get on the top commentators, and have a chance to be featured every month! ^_^ Happy Blogging!
August 19th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
@ Shokizuki
You’re here! Welcome! I actually was in denial that junki is a guy for a long time but I had to accept the truth. Ito must be going out with someone, right?
@ Karlo
OMGSH I KNOW THE VIDS THAT YOU SPEAK OF!! shdksfgdfksdgfk. Wow, you feature your top commentators? That’d be interesting.
ps: How old are you? You look the same age as my baby brother!
August 20th, 2007 at 1:24 am
I don’t know if she’s going out w/ someone right now but I really love her voice <3 *rewatches Nana & Nana2 XD*
EH?! I thought you’re going out w/ her already? XD
August 21st, 2007 at 10:00 am
Obviously not, otherwise she won’t be in the list… Teehee. Though I really wish. And I still refuse to watch Nana.
August 23rd, 2007 at 3:36 am
Yeah, a lot of people can’t get over the fact that she just can’t act no matter how pretty she is.
September 6th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Kitagawa Keiko
AH. I didn’t know who the heck she was when Reya mentioned her to me (We were talking about Sakuran and how one oiran there was fug and looked like an obaachan and how they should’ve cast someone more beautiful, and Reya brought Kitagawa Keiko up). >.<;; Now I know? xD
Personally, though, I’d turn lezzie for Leah Dizon, Aragaki Yui and Takeuchi Yuko. <3
February 7th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Damn, great choices, but where’s BoA? XD I dunno, it kinda made sense to me that if you were girlcrushing on a female Asian celebrity, BoA’d be on the top of the list. (But wait, why am I even forcing my preferences on you?! All right, screw that.)
Seriously, that Lee Jun-Ki seriously needs to de-androgynyze his face. I thought he was a girl! …and I was so ready to run after her (him) all over the Internet! Not that I don’t like guys sometimes, but darn, that really threw me off.
Ah, by the way, saw you on Jessica Soho and decided to check your site out. You have a great site!
February 4th, 2010 at 5:37 am
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