Am I a Lesbian? Yes! If You are, Too…

No, this is not to proclaim to the world (via the intahnetzzz) that I prefer the bees more than the birds nor is this a desperate attempt for guys, preferably the hot ones to hook up with me and perhaps convert me back to “straightness”. I refuse to talk about my sexual preferences, really, but I tell you this much now- some girls just want to make me swear off the idea of being with the opposite sex. If they ever decide in some cosmical way to spend their time with me and iunno, make out and such then gaddemmet!!! I’m all in, baby!

Kitagawa Keiko

2 words: Sailor Mars. Ever since I laid eyes on her some years ago on Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon , I knew that we were meant to be. (Yes, there was a live action version of the anime… And yes, they had blue/yellow hair and PVC costumes. You can stop scratching your head now. >_>) Okay, maybe we’re not really so OTP but to this day, I still believe that she is the prettiest Asian girl in the biz… like ever. She is to me the epitome of drop dead pretty. She almost looks too perfect that I often mistake her for a doll. No, not the blow up kind, you perve!

If she looks rather familiar, it’s ‘coz she was Bow Wowow Yippee yo Yippee yay’s love interest on Tokyo Drift, which made me totally go ewwww. Seriously, WHY WOULD I NOT WANT TO GO LEZBO ON HER?! Uhm, pretty Japanese girl in tiny school uniform? Like duh! Are people even allowed to be that hot?

Dear Keiko, prz to be my kanojo kthnxbi!

Ito Yuna

When I first saw this Aubrey Miles-look alike singer on MSte, I didn’t think she was Japanese because 1) she actually said the words “precious” “love” and “future”, instead of “pleshass”, “rabu” and “fyucha” and 2) she has a great tan but not in a fug kogal kinda way. Also, unlike most Jpop idols, she doesn’t come off as too cotton candy or constipated and she does look gorgeous in a flowing white dress. Anyone who looks hot in a flowing white dress and isn’t walking down the aisle deserves some lovin’. We could totally go on a date and I’d have my face/clothes done by Tyra Bank’s make-over team and I’d still look like crap seated next to her. If that’s not beautiful then I don’t know what is.

Dear Yuna, I’m available. Do reconsider.

Aoi Sora

Excuse the ugly photo. That’s the only one I found of her where she isn’t exposing her jugs/flower. Sora is the hottest AV idol in town (Reon Kadena, Maria Ozawa, Leah Dizon who?). I don’t support hetero porn, dgmw. Women are often exploited in such videos. However, I stumbled upon an Aoi Sora photo online by accident and my life was never the same. Is there a need to elaborate? Just look at that face. And how can someone so angelic have such huge… boobs? Do google her up and be pwned.

Dear Sora, put some clothes on. Stop letting random men in dark sunglasses eat you up.

Lee Jun-Ki

The movie King and the Clown made her a superstar in Korea and that film, too, made me desperately want to dry hump her… or something. For me, she’s one of Korea’s best actresses, hell, even better than most Oscar winners! Quite honestly, I don’t know how she manages to cry on cue and make her tears fall ONLY from her left eye. That’s sheer talent, I tell you! She was so much with the pretty in her Promeganate CM, I swear even Kim Jong Il would want to kiss that screen! That’s right. We should soooo send Jun-Ki to NoKor and sell her off to the dictator and end the Korean war. But wait, she should make out with me first. In her latest movie she has grown a mustache and cut hi… Oh fuck. he’s a dude.

Dear Junki, uhm… get a transplant? Please? *insert smiling face here*

How apt is it that just last night, I had a very very real and graphic lezbo dream, the details of which I wouldn’t get into (lest I want this to turn out to be a yuri fic). And yes, I like my girls Asian shuddup. Oh, I can sense the straight guys going wild now…

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