Archive for September, 2007
Fangirl [noun]- A rabid breed of human female who is obesessed with either a fictional character or an actor. Similar to the breed of fanboy. Fangirls congregate at anime conventions and livejournal. Have been known to glomp, grope, and tackle when encountering said obesessions. – urbandictionary
From the definition above, I AM – without a doubt – A FANGIRL and hell, am I’m damn proud to be one! I’ve met a lot of friends through fandoms (I’m of the Asian boyband-loving subgroup), where all we do in gatherings are ogle photos of pretty boys, outdo each other with our obsessive misadventures and yes, get hard-ons over fanservice.
Though I personally haven’t met Ninomiya Kazunari yet (we will get married someday, mmkay?), I’ve had my share of OMG!-DID-I-REALLY-SHAKE-HIS-HAND?!-I-THINK-I-WET-MY-PANTS moments. Because even stars get starstruck, too…. *is swallowed by the pavement*
So Coy inspired me to somehow get off my ass and finally make my first video. No, I don’t really have much time in my hands, as apparent by my absence on this blog. I did it for two hours, editing included. But I’m not going to make any excuses for my lame-ness… This is me and this is all you’re gonna get. And I never said I was pretty, bitch!
Behold, the first of a (hopefully) series of my FunnySexy videos, which are meant to make me single eternally. Woot!
This may or may not be based on real events. v_v
ps: I was interviewed for uhm, THE BUZZ WTF (and News Central again) last night and thank God for Luanne and the make-up (I love you, smokey eyes!) she put on my stressed face.
About 27 of my office mates commented last Monday that I was fat and/or gaining weight. And that’s saying a lot since there are only 15 people in our company. WTF. That’s why I rarely wear sleeveless shirts. My arms are as huge as Batista’s, except that they’re all flabs.
I don’t know what’s wrong with my body, really. It’s like an inflatable salbabida. I’d pig out over the weekend and I’d look like Star Jones (pre-gastric operation) two days after but at the same time I’d get sick for four days and people would ask if I had liposuction.
However, I’m not exactly skinny right now and I feel the need to share with you, my beloved two readers, my tried and tested ways of being Paris Hiton-thin if only to inspire me to lose weight myself.