Kring Celebrity Look-alikes

“Excuse me, miss… Do I know you?”, asked a random stranger in the MRT.

“Uhh… I’m not sure.” I confuzzledly replied.

“I swear I know you!”

“Were you from UST, too?”

“Nopes.”

She stared at me for 10 more seconds before her eureka moment.

“OMGsh! Song Hye Kyo?! I didn’t know you speak English!”

My phone alarmed and I awoke from what would’ve been a pretty cool dream.

Ever since I was a kid, I’ve always wanted to look like a celebrity. From Sporty Spice to J.Lo and even to San Cai. However, I never once achieved my ideal “look”, mainly because uhm… I’m “speshul” like that.

Recently, my friends and I were talking about the artistas who look like us (or vice-versa). Well, I may have looked like Aiza Seguerra when I was like 5 but I swear to gawd, I’d stab with a plastic spork whoever will say that I still look like her to this day.

Out of boredom (not really, I just don’t want to go back to work yet), I present to you… the “Kring celebrity look-alikes according to people who suffered from brain damage woot!”

Michelle Bayle

Apart from the fact that we both dance, I don’t see much similarities with Michelle. She’s a hot girl, I have to agree and that’s precisely why I snorted the coffee I was drinking out of my nose when somebody said I look like her. Is it the lips? The eyes? The fact that I normally pose like that when I have my photos taken even when I’m inside a church that makes her my look-alike? What do you think?

Tina Paner

Seriously. What features do we even have in common? No, really. I want to know. I have nothing against Tina Paner. I used to watch her in those cheesy 80′s flicks like Petrang Kabayo and Starzan. BUT. WTF. WAI. I know I have a big hair but I don’t use Spraynet for it! Plus, I pluck my eyebrows. And I’d like to believe my nose is rather cute. Yeah.

Iya Villana

A few years back, I was watching MYX with my 6 year old nephew when he asked me “Tita, why are you on TV?” Believe me, flail I did but then I answered back with a “You see, I’m an artista. Don’t tell anyone I’m actually Iya Villana, okay?”. He grinned at me and gave a high five and for a moment there, I felt extremely pretty. Ahahahahaerm.

Dear Iya,

Please don’t sue me. We have the same face shape so you can’t blame my nephew. Also, I sometimes speak with an Australian accent, especially when I’ve had too much alcohol. I made out with Drew btw kthnxbi.

Love, Kring

Kyoko Fukada

Yes. I agree. I do believe I look like Fukakyon. Very much so. She’s in fact a long-lost twin sister. I’d go to Japan next week to start a career in showbiz there. Shut up, you loser. I have a flawless skin, too. >___>

Oh fudge. I missed blogging. Also, I missed my 3 readers!