A Boring Blog. Bow.

Before you continue on reading this entry, please do me a favor. Stare at my layout. Just stare. Look at it! Scrutinize every pixel, text and hyperlink you’d lay eyes on. Then take a deep breath and ask yourself what’s wrong.

Yup. You’re right.

This is one fuckin’ boring blog.

During my break, I spent a few days blog-hopping just for an hour or two shuddup I have a life and got rather jealous of other people’s cool and funky blogs. They have all these widgets and sidebar thingies and buttonlinks and kick-ass graphics! I seriously pitied my lame “interface” with its red-gray color combination and plain-as-Mischa-Barton-without-make-up header. Like what the hell’s that? It is not a fair representation of my personality at all! I’m supposed to be loud. And gay. Shouldn’t there be random rainbows and web ads about cures for STD’s on this thing?

Dear 3 readers,

If you have a blog and you’d want to be linked here, feel free to drop me a message. I’d be more than willing to do it. Actually, this is but a subtle way of asking you to link me back because quite frankly, I realized… nobody links me. I don’t even know where the 6,700 + hits came from. Yes, I know. It’s rather sad LOL.

And because I know more about Timbuktan witchcraft than I do CSS, my layout shall remain lame unless my knight-in-shining-armor-armed-with-web-design-knowledge comes to the rescue. So, uhm, any volunteers?

Lastly, I should get off my ass (or like take a break from my job) and post more entries, which fail to be funny and don’t even make much sense don’t you think? Maybe that way I’d get to be invited to those blog gathering parties and I’d see my “kawaii” pose and frizzy hair all over the interwebz and Pinoy blogosphere! That my friends, is what we call PWNAGE.

Love,
Kring