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Since I’m staying over at the office tonight and need to work, my Trinoma Blogger Food Tour thingy sum’in sum’in post would have to wait until like… Sunday night. But I really do want to write an entry so here, your horoscope for this week/month/year (I haven’t really decided yet), courtesy of ME. Because I’ve been kinda getting those “vibes” lately.
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19) – You will lose 20 kgs. You will be malnourished.
Taurus (Apr 20-May 20) – You’ve been lied to for a long time. You belong to the other gender.
Gemini (May 21- Jun 20) – If you fart in a crowded elevator, admit it was you.
Cancer (Jun 21- July 22) – The person you bullied as a kid has grown up to be a hot, rich model. Eat shit.
Leo (Jul 23- Aug 22) – This will be your time to shine. Get ready with A LOT of oil paper.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22) – A part in a porn musical awaits you. Go audition.
Libra (Sep 23- Oct 22) – Keep your lottery tickets. You’ll run out of toilet paper.
Scorpio (Oct 23- Nov 21) – Keep off the grass.
Saguitarius (Nov 22- Dec 21) – Herpes is not cool so stop spreading it, you idiot!
Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) – The answer to your problems is a bag of potato chips. Stay off the color purple for a while. It attracts frogs.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18) – Underwear will be very unlucky for you. Get rid of ‘em.
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20) – Dress up in drag on the next full moon and go to your C.R. The face of your future spouse will appear/reflect on the toilet water.
Personally, I’m Cancerian, hence I’m actually eating a piece of crap right now. Also, watch out for direk Coy’s video of me and the gang. No, really. I think I should stop acting like a fuckin’ retard for once. >_<
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January 10th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
hehehe nice to meet u kring…
*w8ting for her trinoma food tour post..*
ahmmm? pwede mag tanong.. san mo kinunan ang video na to?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1aaRqRGqEk
may studio u sa bahay? or room na white lahat ang background? hehehe.. galing ah.. cute
i’ll add u to my links.. sana add mo din me sa blogroll
nice meeting yah
January 11th, 2008 at 10:09 am
@ Jehzeel!
Ambilis mo mag-comment! Hahaha! Nice to meet you, too. Too bad we didn’t really get to talk much. Sa office ko ginawa yang video. Office hours. I know, spoiled ako dito.
I’ll add you, no problem! Mwah!
January 11th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20) – Dress up in drag on the next full moon and go to your C.R. The face of your future spouse will appear/reflect on the toilet water.
future-spouse-will-be-the-creator-of-poop
lolrofl.
pleasure-to-meet-you-kring
lets-go-drnk =)
January 12th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
January 13th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Good thing I quit using the elevator. Hahaha. I totally dig your horoscope!
Payce!
-Spence
January 14th, 2008 at 11:48 am
I hope you’re accurate with the weight loss thing!\
PIG OUT MODE!!!
January 14th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
@ Finch
oh shit. you’re right.
@ Ade
OH FASHADA!!!
@ Spencetheknight
Thanks! Hope you drop by more..
@ Benj
Hell yeah! Pig out all you want and it’s gonna be fine.
January 15th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
This is really funny .. I got your url from Pinoyblogero..Via his comment plugin
January 15th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
>Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19) – You will lose 20 kgs. You will be malnourished.
If only..