I’m writing this entry just for the heck of it. I realized I haven’t updated in ages and my 3 readers are probably thinking that I had a miscarriage or something- with Brent Javier’s baby. But nah… I just don’t have anything to write about and when I do, I don’t have time. (blah. excuses, excuses…) So anyway, if you’re even remotely interested to read my recent thoughts of lolz, then you came to the right place. This is as random as random could get.

In LOVE:
I have a big date on Monday and I don’t even have an idea who the hell imma go out with. I just hope and pray that my friends who’d look for the guy for me wouldn’t choose some fucktard who’d stalk me after the dinner’s over. No, I don’t dig men who snotbubble while laughing, collect Arabian action figures and spend too much time in front of the computer, jacking off. I’m choosy so deal. Also, I’ve come to realize that I’m single by choice. I like to like guys who can’t like me in return. Me FTW.

In BUSINESS
I’m doing two shows, producing-editing 5 30’s and writing-directing an AVP. I’m happy to report that despite my busy sched, I still manage to throw my food up after eating have an awesome social life. I don’t have a boyfriend.

In FINANCES
Money is not the root of all evil. CREDIT CARD is. jkdfhsfhlsdhflsf I dread to see my bill. -_- But really, a girl can never have too much clothes. Or shoes. Or make-up. Or Gwak Jae-Young DVD’s from YesAsia.

In HEALTH
The clicking on my left jaw is gone, much thanks to the mouth guard I wear when I sleep. However, the clicking moved to the right jaw and worse, I can’t fully open my mouth anymore. No shit. I can only put two fingers in, max. Hence, I can’t bite onto burgers, chicharons and even bananas. Stop it with your sexual thoughts, demmet!!!

In ENTERTAINMENT
I didn’t get to watch Maroon 5’s concert. Fail. Fail. Fail. I’d be damned though if the Spice Girls come here and I don’t get to experience them. Wrist-slashing shall occur.

In POLITICS
I told myself that I won’t ever write anything political on my blog. But can anyone turn a blind eye on the recent drama that is Philippine politcs? I don’t like to believe I’m jaded but whilst people were raising their arms up in Ayala, calling for Arroyo to go down the office, I was at a bar in Ortigas, chugging down my Choco-Peanut shake. I don’t really get to watch that much news anymore and quite honestly, I’m whatev about it.

In EDSA 1, I was still an infant. In EDSA 2, I was a high school student who stood amongst a sea of black and called for a womanizing drunkard to leave his office. Now, I can’t quite make myself march in the streets knowing that up on the stage, Cory and Erap are joining forces and being BFF’s. I’m no fan of PGMA’s but wtf. The image of all those corrupt trapos casting the stones and being effings hypocrites makes me nauseous like no other.

Everybody calls for a change but not to be cheesy or anything… change starts from us. If you cheat on your wife, do prohibited drugs or accept bribes, then ask yourself, “do I have the moral ascendency to point figners at other people?” It’s not the government that’s the problem, I believe it’s the system and mentality of the nation. It excites me to think, too, that Noli de Castro or Estrada (again) or Trillanes will take over Malacanang. I’M SURE ALL THOSE RALLIES WOULD END AND WE’D LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. -Watch this paragraph drip with sarcasm.-

The family is the basic unit of society. If the family is fucked, don’t expect for the society to be all rainbows and butterflies. By the way, have you looked at your own family lately?

In WEATHER
*Stares out the window* WTF is wrong with this weather?

ps: My title doesn’t have anything to do with this entry at all.