My Double Simian Line

Written by funnysexy on April 11th, 2008. Posted in Personal, Pop Culture

A simian line is the singular horizontal crease on the palm created by the merging of the head line and the heart line. It’s not palmistry, my love. It’s dermatoglyphics, psychodiagnostic chirology and physiology. Yes, I had to throw you those omg!hyphaluting!scientific words so I won’t sound so new age.

Because the line is a combination of the heart and the head, it is believed that bearers find it difficult to separate thoughts from emotions. They are overly-focused to the extent of excluding everything else. It is interesting to note, however, that half the individuals with Downe Syndrome have simian lines. Pwned.

Characteristics of “simian-lined people”

1. Intense. So much so that people often assume that they’re angry.
2. Complex, forceful, goal-oriented, and egocentric. LOL.
3. Achieve and accomplish far more than most, developing techniques and inventions that will last for generations.
4. Have an innate feeling of being different.
5. Supposedly experience more misfortune, also brought about by the intensity.
6. Compulsive.
7. May be destructive or creative or both.
8. Only believe in blacks and whites, no gray areas.
9. Work twice as hard, study twice as hard, fight twice as hard.
10. A law unto themselves.

Goodbye, potential boylet…

Only 2% of the world population have it on both hands and I’m one of them. No effing wonder. I should give myself a new nickname, yanno – Simmy. LOL.

In another note, please vote for my good friend, Eco on this Colgate thingy online contest something. No srsly, he shits on my awesome and he’s hilarious. This is his “metrosexual” character. LOL.