Where the hell is Boy Bastos?

Do you guys think I look like this dude below?

-edit- changed the picture because my boss (yes as in you know, my employer) pointed out that I look more like him in this photo. -_-

YES THAT’S A REAL MAN WITH A PENIS. I, uhm, personally don’t think so but some kids from a little gathering I hosted yesterday claim that I do. He’s Lee Teuk, btw. Leader of a 13-member (yup, thir-fuckin’-teen!) Korean boyband Super Junior. Personally, I don’t think there’s even a slight semblance. I mean, look closely. He’s way prettier than me. And I’ve always claimed that he looks too GAY with a capital G.

Lee Teuk looks gay. Kring looks like Lee Teuk. Ergo, Kring looks gay. Aaaahhh. Now it makes sense.

In another news, there’s a rumor spreading among my HS batch mates that, well, I either got pregnant or have given birth. WTFLOLFTW!!!

Do I even have uterus to begin with? Apparently, some batch mate named Caca-F said she spotted me in my high school recently looking like yanno, a mommah. First and foremost, bitch, I haven’t been there since like ’05. 2nd, I know I’m not the sexiest vixen in the house but kdhlkhasdnxsjdflnc that’s like… offensive.

She must’ve seen someone else who looks like me (the thought is creepy. I hope it wasn’t Lee Teuk that she saw) or even a random tranny with unruly hair but since she hasn’t seen me in 6 years, I can’t quite blame her.

Dear Caca-F,

YOU SUCK KTHNXBI.

No love,
a very unpreggerz Kring

Lastly, the only thing that has to do with my effing title- YOU MUST SEE THIS!!!

-edit-

I now have a webhost courtesy of my dear friend Mishi and now the only thing I need is a new layout. Anybody who’d like to help me out with it? For free? ^_^;; You’d get a kiss from me at the iblog after party. lolwhattaslut

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