• Posted by funnysexy
  • 01 May 2008

I only started dating about a year ago (yes, because I’m a fail like that) and I must say it’s been a fun ride so far. However, I do believe that one must explore and try out as many “fishes” out there in the ocean to find what suits her most. Hence, this list of guys I’d like to date…

1. The Rockstar
Profession: Musician, Writer, Director and the like
Idea of a date: Gig of his or his friends’ band- at Big Sky.
Pro: He’s a star. I’m a star. From the start, it’s already a match made in artsy-fartsy heaven.
Con: Groupies. FUCKING BREAST-FLASHING, ONE-NIGHT-STAND-OFFERING GROUPIES. And not to forget, mood swings.

Because of my work, I’m in the same circle as a lot of these “rockstars and artists” and it’s not that hard for me to meet one. But I remember this musician dude who was the first person who ever confessed his feelings for me and though he’s majorly hot and talented, he reeked of alcohol and yosi by default.

Seriously though, I think THE ROCKSTARS are hot. Won’t mind being asked out by one. Or two. Or five. Or more.

2. The Techie Guy

Profession: I.T. analyst, Web developer/designer, Computer engineer and the like
Idea of a date: A nice conversation over coffee and cigarettes at 5 in the afternoon. Or a blog event of LOL.
Pro: Gadgets! Gadgets!
Con: Is probably a boring geek who talks in php.

I know nothing about tech stuff. Seriously. The only thing I understand about html are <b> and <i> and <u>. No shit. It would be nice to go out with someone who is into totally different things that have nothing to do with cameras and scripts and lapels so I can perhaps learn from him. Haven’t seen a “hot” techie before. They come off more as nerdy “cute” and “boyish”, which is so much aaaaawwww.

3. The Businessman
Profession: Entrepreneur, CEO, Banker and the like
Idea of a date: Fancy dinner at some chic restaurant, with crème brulle for dessert and some lounge singer serenading you with Patti La Belle hits.
Pro: Someone to pay for the ridiculously expensive dinner and take me home in his Beemee… to Fairview.
Con: Effing workaholic and hangs out with ooolllddddeeeerrrr people.

He won’t be an entrepreneur if he wasn’t aggressive or a natural-born leader. Quite honestly, I need a man in my life. Like a real man. With steel balls. Someone whom I can’t boss around and would take care of me for a change. Also, he probably is more mature, which is why I’m sure my mom would love him, too.

4. The Bisexual
Profession: Actor, PR and Advertising practitioner, Interior designer and the like
Idea of a date: A trip to the beach (where there are lots of hot half-naked men basking under the sun).
Pro: Flexible, liberated and ready for a three-some (not exactly with me shuddup).
Con: He’d probably steal my collection of gay porn.

See, when I said EXPLORE, I meant it. And some of the hottest guys I’ve seen swing both ways anyway. They get the best of both worlds, which is why I think we should all be bi!!! FTW!

5. The White Collar Dude
Profession: Doctor, Lawyer, Pilot and the like
Idea of a date: A very predictable dinner, a couple of drinks and maybe Victoria Court to top the night off.
Pro: There’s a title attached to their names (Dr., Atty., Capt. which is the coolest thing in the world.
Con: Most probably stuck-up and square. Totally un-me.

Wouldn’t it be nice to ride a car with that funny sticker that says ‘DOCTOR ON CALL’ and not get pulled over by the MMDA? Or if you get into trouble, you’d have your lawyer friend debating with, say the person accusing you and basically saying “what you know about the law won’t even fit the palm of my hand!”? Or the best part is if the guy asks you for a date and literally flies you to the skies in his plane? I WANT. I WANT. I WANT.

6. The Boy-Next-Door
Profession: Account executive, head of an NGO, Professor
Idea of a date: Dinner at his house with ALL of his family members and of course, he’d cook for you.
Pro: I mean, seriously. Who doesn’t like boys-next-door? Hello, Dawson Leery?
Con: Momma’s boy, my gawd.

I’m such a sucker for boys-next-door. I think it stemmed from the fact that growing up, my parents have brainwashed me to only date guys who don’t wear earrings, who never dye their hair and have good grades in school. Also, most of my HS friends are boys-next-door and funny people at that. Being a BND doesn’t mean he doesn’t drink or smoke. He smiles a lot, loves his family a lot and writes cheesy love letters which can make a girl pee in her pants.

So yeah, that’s my list. It doesn’t really mean I’d only date guys under those categories or that they’re strictly stereotyped. I’ve met some techie rockstars and bisexual boys-next-door so it’s all good. And it’s not like I’m gonna sleep with all those men, mmkay? I just want to be able to taste I mean, try everything before I totally go lesbo.

~~~

ps: Much thanks to the people I’ve met and hung out with at the iblog4 after and after-after parties. ‘Twas the biggest blog event I’ve attended so far and I surely enjoyed seeing a chicken going around, magic being performed before my very eyes and the photobooth! Yah, laveeeet!

By the way, Markku Seguerra took some really awesome photos from the event and man, did he make me look cool. Coy also uploaded a video about the after-party. Please make that annoying bitch who was freaking out shut up.

 
 

40 Responses to “6 Types of Guys I Want to Date”

  1.   6 Types of Guys I Want to Date by The Philippines According to Blogs Says:

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  2. Ade Says:

    Dominic Ochoa is a boy next door. Just saying.

  3. Coy Says:

    So if I’m a Techie Guy AND a Boy Next Door, you’d date me uhm, twice? Just askin’.

    PS.

    I can sing like a Rockstar. I think.

  4. The Deranged Writer Says:

    If ever I really became a rockstar (I’m a frustrated writer and musician) or I’m totally a boy-next-door, I’m still not hoping because we have a major age gap (I’m a lot younger than you). Haha. :P

  5. kulot Says:

    well I go with 1 and 2, pwede makidate?

  6. onetamad Says:

    Does living a rock and roll style make me an honorable mention as #1?

    I’ve got the manky jeans and everything…

  7. funnysexy Says:

    @ Ade
    Dominic Ochoa is a boy next door. Ade looks like DOminic Ochoa. Ergo? :P PS: Dominic was my dad’s student in Commerce.

    @ Coy
    You know who has a rockstar voice? Benj. And Poyt. You have boyband voice ^_^ I only go out with people who ask me out. Hence…

    @ The Deranged Writer (gawd, I hope you have a name)
    Awwww… How old are you? 12? Coz I’m 17!

    @ Kulot
    Is that a random question or a proposal?

    @ Onetamad
    Do you also have groupies and do you do drugs? Btw thanks for dropping by my blog! ^_^

  8. kulot Says:

    Well, ano sa palagay mo? just hit me

  9. seriouslie Says:

    HEY! HOW ABOUT KIDS LIKE ME!?

    I mean, WTF!? Why aren’t WE on the list? LOL

  10. Fritz Says:

    I’m like 4 of the above. Marry me! >_<

  11. The Deranged Writer Says:

    Haha. Of course I have a name. I just don’t like using it as my name in blogging. :)

    I’m 17, and I don’t believe we have the same age. :P

  12. onetamad Says:

    Well, as they say, a day without groupies and drugs is like a day without sunshine…

  13. Kai Says:

    “4. The Bisexual
    Con: He’d probably steal my collection of gay porn.”

    - LOL :) ) As usual, I had fun reading your post. ;) Blog more often! XD

  14. Jehzeel Laurente Says:

    aw… parang wala ako sa list.. nyok nyok :P hehehe…

  15. funnysexy Says:

    @ Seriouslie
    YOU MAKE ME SOUND SO OLD!! Ahahahaha. YOu mean 17 year old kids?

    @ Fritz
    Honey, do you mind telling me what those 4 types are? :P

    @ Kai
    Thatks, dear! I think it’s rather odd though that you’re the only girl who has commented in this entry so far. YOU FTW! *hugs*

    @ Jehzeel
    Okay, what category are you in exactly? The smart blogger? ;)

  16. sushi Says:

    hehe seriously, i’d want to date nos 2-4. rockstars scare the shit out of me hehehe!

  17. Poyt Says:

    Fuck, man, victor basa? LOL Go nao to the 6 types of girls you want to date LMAO

  18. Fritz Says:

    I am a self-proclaimed #1, interestingly but don’t look it as #2, a hint of #3 here and there, and a licensed pro as #5. Let’s see anybody top that! HUHLOLZ!

  19. Hener Says:

    I don’t fall under those types of guys, all i can say is…

    I’m better than your ex, better than your next.

    LOLZ!!!!

  20. benj Says:

    #6

    Where do we line up?

  21. funnysexy Says:

    @ Sushi
    There are a lot of cool rockstars, believe me. Then again, many of them dont shower, too so yeah, I do understand. :D

    @ Poyt
    That would be controversial but wth… since when did I care, really? (Though I’m very mapili with my girls…)

    @ Fritz
    WHere’s the ring? HUHLOLZ (wtf nahawa na ko… >_<) But baka may magselos eh… Yiheeeeee!!!

    @ Hener
    When I received that quote though text, I almost threw my phone against the wall. XDXDXDDD

    @ Benj
    ORLY? :P Next blog event. LOL.

  22. Coy Says:

    BTW, my mom wants to meet you later. My place. :P

  23. Ely Says:

    Geek and Businessman like Tony Stark? Ow… sorry Iron Man hangover.

  24. Ade Says:

    *ahem*

    BANANA GANGBANG ROCK FEST. rock star.

    *ahem*

  25. girlieinthecity Says:

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  26. girlieinthecity Says:

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  27. markku Says:

    Uy Kring! I think I fit three of the items on your list. Are you looking for the one who fits all six? :P Hehehe.

  28. M Says:

    Boy next door ba ang mga security guard? Boy next to a door pala yun.

    Nyeh.

  29. anndie Says:

    you actually look hot in that pic
    AHHAHA well of course you look hawtz all the time <3

  30. philos Says:

    Wow, you’re so cool! I’ve never seen a more honest set of description one would want from a date. Having given you a compliment, I’ll do the creepy thing and ask why a chicken wasn’t included? =Þ

  31. funnysexy Says:

    @ Markku
    3? Not bad! And no, I’m not really looking for one that fits all six though I won’t mind dating a boy-next-door rockstar, who’s also a businessman/techie, with a white-collared job and happens to be bisexual, too!

    @ Philos
    UHM… Coz that’s like bestiality-level. O__o

  32. philos Says:

    So after that talk about fishes you nitpick huh? :p

  33. lethalverses Says:

    haha have you met my bloggin’ friend Mariano? he’s a ROCKSTAR!!

    who would’ve brave the britney spears and christina aguilera songs? only to recreate them as rock!!!???

  34. Blogie Says:

    Seriously, I gotta stop reading your blog in public places!!! XD

  35. funnysexy Says:

    @ Philos
    It’s not really nitpicking, yanno? More like… standards. :D

    @ Lethalverses
    Rly? Introduce me to him then!

    @ Blogie
    Why, what happened??

  36. Blogie Says:

    I looked so stupid laughing by myself at a coffee shop while reading your blog… :D

  37. Rich Muhlach Says:

    Just read this blog (talk about delayed) and now I know what your description of “boy-next-door” is. And yes, I must admit I have those qualities. Also of The Businessman. Wala lang…

  38. Rich Muhlach Says:

    “Perfume” comes to mind when I hear ‘J-Lo’, not “actress” :P

    I’m a Data Analyst during the day but I have my ‘rakets’ at nights and weekends. Organizing social functions, running sports leagues, hosting parties, fundraising events. Tycoon in training hahaha. And a frustrated artista too :s

    From what I’ve read through you’re blog, you’re a director? Is that your full time job? Is it cool if we email each other? Mine’s richmuhlach@gmail.com :)

  39. abet Says:

    ako bisexual… :-D pero si vicyor basa ba eh bi-sexual???

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