6 Types of Guys I Want to Date

I only started dating about a year ago (yes, because I’m a fail like that) and I must say it’s been a fun ride so far. However, I do believe that one must explore and try out as many “fishes” out there in the ocean to find what suits her most. Hence, this list of guys I’d like to date…

1. The Rockstar
Profession: Musician, Writer, Director and the like
Idea of a date: Gig of his or his friends’ band- at Big Sky.
Pro: He’s a star. I’m a star. From the start, it’s already a match made in artsy-fartsy heaven.
Con: Groupies. FUCKING BREAST-FLASHING, ONE-NIGHT-STAND-OFFERING GROUPIES. And not to forget, mood swings.

Because of my work, I’m in the same circle as a lot of these “rockstars and artists” and it’s not that hard for me to meet one. But I remember this musician dude who was the first person who ever confessed his feelings for me and though he’s majorly hot and talented, he reeked of alcohol and yosi by default.

Seriously though, I think THE ROCKSTARS are hot. Won’t mind being asked out by one. Or two. Or five. Or more.

2. The Techie Guy
Profession: I.T. analyst, Web developer/designer, Computer engineer and the like
Idea of a date: A nice conversation over coffee and cigarettes at 5 in the afternoon. Or a blog event of LOL.
Pro: Gadgets! Gadgets!
Con: Is probably a boring geek who talks in php.

I know nothing about tech stuff. Seriously. The only thing I understand about html are <b> and <i> and <u>. No shit. It would be nice to go out with someone who is into totally different things that have nothing to do with cameras and scripts and lapels so I can perhaps learn from him. Haven’t seen a “hot” techie before. They come off more as nerdy “cute” and “boyish”, which is so much aaaaawwww.

3. The Businessman
Profession: Entrepreneur, CEO, Banker and the like
Idea of a date: Fancy dinner at some chic restaurant, with creme brulle for dessert and some lounge singer serenading you with Patti La Belle hits.
Pro: Someone to pay for the ridiculously expensive dinner and take me home in his Beemee… to Fairview.
Con: Effing workaholic and hangs out with ooolllddddeeeerrrr people.

He won’t be an entrepreneur if he wasn’t aggressive or a natural-born leader. Quite honestly, I need a man in my life. Like a real man. With steel balls. Someone whom I can’t boss around and would take care of me for a change. Also, he probably is more mature, which is why I’m sure my mom would love him, too.

4. The Bisexual
Profession: Actor, PR and Advertising practitioner, Interior designer and the like
Idea of a date: A trip to the beach (where there are lots of hot half-naked men basking under the sun).
Pro: Flexible, liberated and ready for a three-some (not exactly with me shuddup).
Con: He’d probably steal my collection of gay porn.

See, when I said EXPLORE, I meant it. And some of the hottest guys I’ve seen swing both ways anyway. They get the best of both worlds, which is why I think we should all be bi!!! FTW!

5. The White Collar Dude
Profession: Doctor, Lawyer, Pilot and the like
Idea of a date: A very predictable dinner, a couple of drinks and maybe Victoria Court to cap the night.
Pro: There’s a title attached to their names (Dr., Atty., Capt. which is the coolest thing in the world.
Con: Most probably stuck-up and square. Totally un-me.

Wouldn’t it be nice to ride a car with that funny sticker that says ‘DOCTOR ON CALL’ and not get pulled over by the MMDA? Or if you get into trouble, you’d have your lawyer friend debating with, say the person accusing you and basically saying “what you know about the law won’t even fit the palm of my hand!”? Or the best part is if the guy asks you for a date and literally flies you to the skies in his plane? I WANT. I WANT. I WANT.

6. The Boy-Next-Door
Profession: Account executive, head of an NGO, Professor
Idea of a date: Dinner at his house with ALL of his family members and of course, he’d cook for you.
Pro: I mean, seriously. Who doesn’t like boys-next-door? Hello, Dawson Leery?
Con: Momma’s boy, my gawd.

I’m such a sucker for boys-next-door. I think it stemmed from the fact that growing up, my parents have brainwashed me to only date guys who don’t wear earrings, who never dye their hair and have good grades in school. Also, most of my HS friends are boys-next-door and funny people at that. Being a BND doesn’t mean he doesn’t drink or smoke. He smiles a lot, loves his family a lot and writes cheesy love letters which can make a girl pee in her pants.

So yeah, that’s my list. It doesn’t really mean I’d only date guys under those categories or that they’re strictly stereotyped. I’ve met some techie rockstars and bisexual boys-next-door so it’s all good. And it’s not like I’m gonna sleep with all those men, mmkay? I just want to be able to taste I mean, try everything before I totally go lesbo.

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ps: Much thanks to the people I’ve met and hung out with at the iblog4 after and after-after parties. ‘Twas the biggest blog event I’ve attended so far and I surely enjoyed seeing a chicken going around, magic being performed before my very eyes and the photobooth! Yah, laveeeet!

By the way, Markku Seguerra took some really awesome photos from the event and man, did he make me look cool. Coy also uploaded a video about the after-party. Please make that annoying bitch who was freaking out shut up.

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