Caption This! aka LOLKrings

If you have noticed, I don’t really post much pictures of myself on this blog- but that doesn’t mean I’m not narcissistic. Yebbah. I like to have my photos taken though most of the time I look like I’m on crack, hence, I don’t really post ‘em here for fear that a talent scout might stumble upon this blog of lol and it might jeopardize my potential modeling career. Whoohoo.

This will probably be one of the few times I’d be posting my photos here anyway so uhm… enjoy? Good luck? Errr… Take care? Pislabenrakenrol? (Also, I put crack!captions for each pic, according to what I was thinking just before the photographer clicked the camera.)

Photos by Cathy Laqui

“Who ate my hipon? Huhuhu…”

“Ooohhh… What’s that? A nude Victor Basa poster? Me likey! ps: I’m not a tranny!”

“Shit. I forgot to pay the electric bills again!”

“Where are the SM Fairview FX’s when you need them most?”

Photo by Nina Sandejas

“Aaannndddd CUT! Good Take! Pack up!”

Photos by Roman Olivarez

“Oh yeah? Watchulookinat, you bitch?”

“Ang halek moh! Name-mess koooohhh! Ang halek moh! Name-mess koh! Baket enewan mo akoooooh??”

Photo by Rick Manzano

“Crap. I owe that guy Php 5,000. Where do I hide? Where do I hide???”

Photo by Markku Seguerra

“Hit me baby one more ti- ouch! I was just singing. Don’t fuckin’ hit me for realz!”

Photo by Joselle Acuna

“Yup, I do bridal showers for lesbos.”

So there. I secretly want to become a model ftw but I was told to lose weight first and be malnourished and such. Btw, you’d die a horrible, bloody death if you post any of these anywhere without my or the photographers’ permission. But YTF would you do that anyway?? Also, if only I understood the LOL language, I would’ve done LOLKrings but I fail at the LOLgrammerz so I leave it up to you. Ade, why don’t you start?

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