Lee Teuk Look-alike

Do you remember this recent post? Why O__o? Well, one of my winnar friends, Mishi (the girl I was with at the iblog afterparty) made a really crack collage that would totally make Korean fangirls hate me.

my layout ate this image. whadachamp.

LOL. I just sit and wait until this reaches the Korean netizens. Who knows, I might start getting comments like “sHUt uP U d0NT luK Lyk TEUKIE OppA 1 BiT, U wHor3!!!111one!” or even end up getting poisoned by one of them! I won’t mind meeting Gackt this Lee Teuk kid someday though. I mean, I have a male Korean celebrity for a twin- it’s supposed to be a good thing, right?

In another note (which is related to the title), I’ve finally accepted that most guys have bigger boobs than me. Serious. Even my mother would laugh at my chest when she sees me in tight tops. I mean, I’m so flat, I look like this topless.

I haha at the fact that this is an 8-year old boy’s body

Win, right? I don’t need to pose naked, really. It doesn’t make a difference at all.

I mean, my front area looks pretty much the same as my back. Go ahead, take your shirt off, look at the mirror, turn around and viola! That’s what my front torso looks like.

The right’s bigger than the left… PWND

Also, if you’re interested to know how it feels to fondle my breasts, just close your eyes and touch the wall nearest you. And just imagine that the wall has nipples. Wahahahahaha.

*fondle fondle*

I think it’s sad that this is the 2nd post where I’ve talked about my flat chest (here’s the 1st one). Not that it bothers me that much, yanno. >_<

ps: Obviously, I didn’t REALLY post a photo of me topless… My paralyzed lola reads my blog. I don’t want her to die just yet. But I can post some glam shots next time!
pps: I TOTEZ lied when I said that my next entry would have more substance. TOTEZLOL. TOTEZ TOTEZ TOTEZ!!!

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