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Do you remember this recent post? Why O__o? Well, one of my winnar friends, Mishi (the girl I was with at the iblog afterparty) made a really crack collage that would totally make Korean fangirls hate me.
my layout ate this image. whadachamp.
LOL. I just sit and wait until this reaches the Korean netizens. Who knows, I might start getting comments like “sHUt uP U d0NT luK Lyk TEUKIE OppA 1 BiT, U wHor3!!!111one!” or even end up getting poisoned by one of them! I won’t mind meeting Gackt this Lee Teuk kid someday though. I mean, I have a male Korean celebrity for a twin- it’s supposed to be a good thing, right?
In another note (which is related to the title), I’ve finally accepted that most guys have bigger boobs than me. Serious. Even my mother would laugh at my chest when she sees me in tight tops. I mean, I’m so flat, I look like this topless.
I haha at the fact that this is an 8-year old boy’s body
Win, right? I don’t need to pose naked, really. It doesn’t make a difference at all.
I mean, my front area looks pretty much the same as my back. Go ahead, take your shirt off, look at the mirror, turn around and viola! That’s what my front torso looks like.
the right’s bigger than the left… PWND
Also, if you’re interested to know how it feels to fondle my breasts, just close your eyes and touch the wall nearest you. And just imagine that the wall has nipples. Wahahahahaha.
*fondle fondle*
I think it’s sad that this is the 2nd post where I’ve talked about my flat chest (here’s the 1st one). Not that it bothers me that much, yanno. >_< And yes, my title is misleading. Sue me. 
ps: Obviously, I didn’t REALLY post a photo of me topless… My paralyzed lola reads my blog. I don’t want her to die just yet. But I can post some glam shots next time!
pps: I TOTEZ lied when I said that my next entry would have more substance. TOTEZLOL. TOTEZ TOTEZ TOTEZ!!!
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May 8th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
first!
May 8th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Nasaan ang booby? hehehehe
May 8th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
adik! (shakes head and ROTFLMAO)
that’ll show them poisonoids and boobie stalkers hahaha
May 8th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Is it true, the wall feels like your boobs? So hard… maybe you have implants?
May 8th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
I’d like to take the opportunity to (once again) fantasize about Ade’s boobs.
May 8th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
@ Jayvee F
YEY!
@ Alfie Miras
Uhm, up there… XDXDXDDD
@ Jester-in-Exile
Boobie stalkers! Wahahahaha ftw.
LOL. That’s what snorting bread crumbs can do to your brain.
@ Sef
Implants? If there were implants to make one’s boobies non-existrnt, then yes. I DO HAVE IMPLANTS THEN. Also, you can feel my ribcage.
@ Pau
And maybe Mike’s, too *tries to erase image from the BGBRF. O_o*
May 8th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
GO MOOBIES! (man boobies).
Pau, I heard someone say that the manblog should change their link to manboobblog.com. LOL. kidding. You’re all handsome still.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
now that’s an attention grabbing title
…and that lee teuk, what a pretty guy
May 9th, 2008 at 1:14 am
Now I can’t stop imagining that the wall beside me has nipples, and I’m scared. Thanks a lot.
May 9th, 2008 at 8:35 am
nyahahahah! you must perform the exercise called ummm! it goes like this “i must, i must, i must increase my bust” so that you third post will be much exiting.
May 9th, 2008 at 8:42 am
and oh! by the way i added you in my blogroll, and you got a unique name on the list
)
May 9th, 2008 at 10:17 am
You didn’t show your boobs! Lies! ALL LIES!
May 9th, 2008 at 10:59 am
I think i saw you yesterday. Not sure if it’s you or Lee teuk though… LOL
May 9th, 2008 at 11:43 am
“I’ve finally accepted that most guys have bigger boobs than me. ”
… Hey!
May 9th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Wow, the Koreans put the ABS-CBN/GMA rivalry to shame.
Also, boobs?
May 9th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
@Funnysexy: It is a proud moment for my family when Mikey’s claim to fame is his mantits.
@Poyt: Holy Shet! Who told you about our rebranding project?!
May 9th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
It was supposed to comment the korean look-alike thingy; but once you mentioned about boobs, I forgot what I was supposed to say.
May 10th, 2008 at 3:32 am
Hmmm… at least you have washboard abs right? Btw, you might prefer being mistaken for this photo of Gackt hehe
May 10th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
@ Poyt
LOL NASA LIKOD LANG JITA NGAYON SA KWARTO KO!! ^_^
@ Jaywalker
He is indeed pretty! And a lot of guys turn gay for him.
@ Joyfulchicken
You’re welcome…
@ Kulot
Oh, believe me! I’ve been doing that since I was in third grade. Also… LOL @ my blogroll name. XDXDXDDD
@ Baddie
Nyehehehe. PWND.
@ Hener
Where? At LTO? Coz if yes, then I was right. I thought I saw somebody who looked like you. Ahahaha. I lost my license and had to get a temporary one.
@ Ade
Guilty much? *insert grin here*
@ Onetamad
Wow, the Koreans put the ABS-CBN/GMA rivalry to shame.
Uhm, what do you mean? Also, they’re booblets or tiny boobs.
@ Pau
I’m sure he was pretty proud of it, too.
@ Arsenal
BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS
There you go! ^_______^
@ Philos
It only goes to show that you have not seen me me nekkid yet coz I DON’T HAVE WASHBOARD ABS AT ALL. My babyfats haven’t left me yet.
May 10th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
HAHA! Great chest analogy hahaha!
May 10th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
@Philos: Hey…Gackt ain’t so bad…
May 10th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
You know how some people get all rabid about being a kapuso or kapamilya? These Koreans bring rivalry to another level altogether. Also, they have taekwondo skillz.
You know what they say about people with tiny boobs… They say, “she has tiny boobs,” basically.
May 10th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
I want to say something but it’s kinda awkward to comment about your “booblets” since you’re my boss. LOL
)
May 11th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
I wanna say something to the like of “serial taxi…” but you might throw another cookie at me. In a painful manner.
May 11th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
@ Runawaycat
Geez.. Thanks. ^_^;;;
@ Onetamad
is this KBS vs MBC vs SBS?
@ Kai
OMG TOTEZ, right?
@ Ade
Magnaye, I think our relationship has evolved to another level as you’ve seen me fall off my chair twice and do the “Kuya, beer tower naman!” movement. Also, my friends like you. Hangout with us more often or I’d throw a cookie again. (I actually forgot the cookie incident until you posted this comment. And goodluck with Poyt’s photos. We’re both dead once people see them.)
May 12th, 2008 at 4:31 am
wahehehehe.. are you made at me??
May 14th, 2008 at 2:45 am
Funny post… That’s all coz I’m TOTEZ retarded today.
May 17th, 2008 at 3:27 am
Ang kyut kyut mo naman.
Oi, di lang boobs ang inasahan ko dito ah. hehe
May 19th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Hehe. I have no words.
May 26th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
wow, i drop by (cos imma really bored yo) and i find the kringteuk collage. alavetsomuch. <3
should someone post this up at soompi or something and wait for the fantardiness that will follow? just a suggestment.
and in case you haven’t seen yet (which you prolly have but w/e):
Two in One: Heechul Talks About Eeteuk & SuKiRa (Eeteuk’s radio show with Eunhyuk) on Urinals a.k.a. Eetuek Reads Fangurl Minds
Palagay ko magkakasundo kayo ni Teukie
kasi xa walang balakang,ikaw walang boobs.Ewan ko lang.Peace! <3