“Coming Out Hair”

“Coming Out Hair”, that’s what my friends call it. One asked if I already got fed up hiding in the closet, that I decided to “come out” by looking more butch than Aiza Seguerra. I don’t know what’s the big deal about it, really. I was tired of my long, damaged hair so I pretty much chopped it all off (not in a G.I. Jane kinda way, mmkay?) and ended up getting varied reactions from people.

Ego, friend of a blogger friend: Kring! You uhm, cut your hair… O_o Are you depressed?

Heysel, long time friend: Why, hello tharr, tita Jovy! (referring to my mom. We apparently look like twins now.)

Ms. Elvie, our accountant: Nice! You’re so pretty! It looks better on you!

P0yt, tanggera: WTF, dude. -_-

Wil, retarded friend: Aiza!!! *sings* pagdating ng panahon… Wahahahahahaha!!!

Boss: Who is this guy? Kring?! What the hell???
Me: Shuddup. It looks hot. Imma get more guys with this ‘do!
Boss: Oh yeah, and girls, too. *smirks*
Me: Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

NO. I’M NOT A LEZBO. THERE’S NO REASON FOR ME TO COME OUT, TOO BECAUSE I WAS NEVER IN THE CLOSET TO BEGIN WITH. I honestly just wanted to look completely like a certain leader of a Korean boyband lol and ended up looking like a gay guy pretending to be a girl who’s trying to look androgynous. Confused? Me, too.

Pics after the jump! (Huh? Where do we jump? Is it New Year’s Eve already? Why am I so corny?)

Fierce. Like Tyra. With bad eyebags.

I want to be hot like an uhlzzang but my dark skin and big eyes fail me. Boo. Must. Get. Single. Lid. Surgery. LOL.

My failed attempt to look kawaii.

I seriously have long decided to dye it blonde for my birthday. Like valley girl blonde, except Asian. However, all the stylists I’ve consulted strongly advised against it. Because of the existing fucked up condition of my locks, bleaching it would cause me to have pubic hair on my head. Blonde pubic hair. Disturbing, I know. So I settled with darker shade, which is conservative and boring- two adjectives I’d never want to be used on me.

Someday, Imma color my hair blond- not to look Anglo pls gawd no – but so I could show it to my dad and have him sit me down and ask me what they have done wrong in raising me up. Just kidding. And just so you guys know, I’m very happy with my haircut. It’s funky, androgynous, easy to manage and best of all, I can dub myself “the Philippine Go Eun Chan” (of the Coffee Prince fame. Shuddup this is my blog so just agree with me).

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