• Posted by funnysexy
  • 16 Jul 2008

I have to get these outta my flat chest. So, just pretend I’m Alanis Morisette, singing that late ’90s mellow rock song back when she was still made of angst and didn’t go spreading her legs for magazines. I loved that girl, you know. And yes, this is my 2nd consecutive mush entry. It’s that time of the year, with the typhoons, flooding and all, when I feel the need to hang my self upside down. While crying blood.

Disclaimer: I hope I don’t come off as a snappy playgirl with a harlem of boys around her. I mean, I wouldn’t really mind and I’d even have an excuse to walk around in a dominatrix costume but sadly, I’m just your typical girl who’s been single since birth. YES I MUST MENTION IT IN EVERY SINGLE POST, MMKAY? May the guys I wrote these letters to not get to read this and cut off ties with me for eternity.

-Names have been changed to protect the persons involved. Whattalulz.-

Dear Rez,

You’re right. 10 times karma, that’s what I got. I never thought that breaking someone else’s heart at a young age of 13 will hunt me for the next decade. I was a kid then, what was I supposed to know? I have already apologized a long time ago and we’ve pretty much forgotten about each other since then but just now, I wished that life was just like plurk and my posting this would increase my karma.

Dear Patrick,

Too bad things didn’t work out for us. You were the first guy who ever had the guts to say he liked me and you know that I liked you, too. Hell, even my mom liked you. And your family. And the idea of us being together. Yes, she approved of that. But naturally you blew it and dropped me like a hot potato for reasons I never knew exactly. But no regrets ‘coz you’re fat pig now. Last lolz for me? Hell, yeah!

Dear Blue,

You are one in a trillion. I believe that even if I die and meet all the souls in heaven, nobody would compare to you. No amount of words can ever justify how much I appreciate having you in my life so these, I’d just say- I loved you, I love you. You know that a little too much by now.

Dear Mark,

If you just had the heart to fight for it, to fight for me and for what we had then I might have been compelled to overlook the things that at the beginning made me realize that we can never be. You’re an awesome friend and you make me feel special somehow and really, thank you. But a man with steel balls is what I need at the moment and we both know you have none of those.

Dear Winston,

Thank you. And I’m sorry. It’s not gonna work.

Dear J.C.,

It’s been more than six years since we last saw each other. In case  you have forgotten already, I LOVED YOU FIRST AND YOU WERE MY FIRST LOVE. It’s unfortunate though that back in high school, I wasn’t good enough or pretty enough or girly enough for you. And maybe, at present I still am not. That’s why I have been wanting to meet you in person once again- to not only show you the woman I’ve become and but to thank you for being a huge part of it as well. The scars are still there but my heart has long healed. Even I was surprised I moved on… eventually.

Dear Vanno,

I’m really thankful to have gotten to know you. Even if you had rejected me thrice (thrice!!!), I still treasure you so much as a friend. You are a sweet, young man who deserves to be loved and though I can’t be your princess anymore, I do pray that you meet her soon. My happiness for you is genuine.

Dear Joni,

If you were here right now, standing in front of me, I’d grab you by the collar and give you a long, passionate kiss. It’s not often that I meet someone I have that “connection” with and at the same time see myself holding hands with that person. I guess what I’m trying to say is… I don’t merely like you, I want you. So bad. Please want me, too.

Love,
Kring

Note to readers: Don’t be too assuming… Hmm… :-) Wow, that was nice!

 
 

26 Responses to “Unsent aka Love, Kring”

  1. micamyx Says:

    Hoping you’d see J.C. again :D

  2. Poyt Says:

    Parang kilala ko si Mark? Hulaan na ba to???

  3. jayveef Says:

    ZOMG!

  4. jayveef Says:

    wait lang. kilala ba ni karen yung mga to?? ill ask her!!

  5. Ria Jose Says:

    You made me cry!

    Hope we all find the guys who deserve us. Mwah!

  6. kulot Says:

    sus JC! kaw pala ang first love nya, sana magkita ulit kayo

  7. funnysexy Says:

    @ Micamyx
    Yeah, I hope so, too. But he has long cut off his ties with his high school buddies and last I heard of him, he works in Libis. Yeah. Eastwood FTW.

    @ P0yt
    LOL. Maybe yes, maybe no. Anu ba ‘to, Da Who? Ahahaha.

    @ Jayvee
    Some. Not the recent ones though, mostly my first love and those I had a thing with in the past. But knowing Capco, she prolly has forgotten by now. X__x

    @ Ria Jose
    Awwww… *hugs* Well, if not the guys who deserve us, at least those who are hot enough to make out with. OH YEAH!!

    @ Kulot
    Yeah, pag na-meet mo, pasabi na lang…

  8. hener Says:

    dami boys oh! LOL

  9. nan Says:

    I think the “Don’t be too assuming” part is teh best. :D

  10. Fritz Says:

    I love you.

  11. Micamyx Says:

    So it’s Fritz-Kring FTW :D

  12. riajose Says:

    PFT! Di na tayo friends! LOL!

  13. Diane Says:

    May the guys I wrote these letters to not get to read this and cut off ties with me for eternity.

    LOLZ ganun? Haha ang cute ng entry na ‘to!

  14. funnysexy Says:

    @ Hener
    Anubear, yung ilan diyan HS pa ko!!! Ahahaha.

    @ Nan
    LOL. Thanks! And totally…

    @ Fritz
    I love you, too. But why just a semi hard-on? Huhuhu.

    @ Micamyx
    INOERYT! YATTA!

    @ Riajose
    Awwwww!!

    @ Dianne
    SALAMAT!! ;)

  15. Mistervader Says:

    Ah, what a charmed life you lead, my dear…

  16. OneTamad Says:

    I have found that “connections” are everything. I found a girl that I really connected with back in ‘00, but things didn’t work out. We kept in touch, though. Five or so years later, we were together. Then we broke up, then we got back together. Then we broke up, but we’re together again. It’s a roller coaster, more often than not, but she’s the only one who makes me want to stay on.

  17. Ade Says:

    I’d love to do this too, but I’m prolly get sued for libel or something.

  18. Diane Says:

    Hello! I hope you don’t mind if I make “Unsent Letters” blog entry too. Wala lang natuwa kasi ako talaga :)

  19. funnysexy Says:

    @ Mistervader
    I guess so… Ahahaha.

    @ OneTamad
    I guess I’ll just wait for him then to yanno, tell me he wants me. And then we’d see from there.

    @ Ade
    Libel??? LOL!! As long as you don’t say the names and it’s not that obvious, they can’t sue you!!

    @ Diane
    Go ahead.

  20. philos Says:

    Wow… this is a cool idea, you sure have tons of cool ideas. I have dozens of unsent letters myself, but it’s only fun reading about someone else’s miseries. Kudos to you for coming to terms with these.

  21. reya Says:

    hey, its been a long time..

    at wooooooow ha! long list of men..

  22. funnysexy Says:

    @Philos
    LOL so i bet you had a blast reading my miseries!! :P And thanks, I’m totally over now.

    @ REYA
    MOTHER EFFIN WIN!!! Di na tayo natuloy lumabas!!

  23. shokizuki Says:

    andami boys ng lola ko XD

  24. Filipina Freelancer Says:

    wow, dami boylets! good luck sis..

  25. RJ Says:

    What ^ she said. Boylets galore!

  26. Coy Says:

    OUCH.

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