• Posted by funnysexy
  • 07 Dec 2008


If you know Mr. Ninomiya Kazunari, please tell him that I love him. I may not be “in love” with him but I love him. So bad. I’m aware that there are a hundred million other fangirls around the world who probably say the same thing, who proclaim their undying love for him by flashing their boobies screaming their lungs out during concerts and buying every single version of their albums… In the greater scheme of things, I know that am but a nobody.

Please tell him, however that despite the fact that I haven’t met him in person and that there’s clearly a huge language barrier between us (the only Japanese phrases I’ve perfected are “Hai. Sou desu.” and “Ganbarimasu! Fight-o!”), he had affected me in ways a lot of people won’t even understand. I fell for him hard the first time I watched his performace of Konseki. I think I died that night when I realized he wrote that song himself. And the more I listened to his self-made music, the more I found myself getting lost in his awesomeness.


Konseki- best Japanese song ever. Well, lolz.

Sure, he is an idol. A VERY POPULAR IDOL AT THAT. He even made a movie with Clint Eastwood, which was nominated for  Oscars. But if you’re Nino-kun’s friend, please tell him that I see him beyond being an Arashi member. I honestly even think that he doesn’t have the best voice in the world and compared to say, Massu or that fugly Kawai Fumito dude, he can’t dance to save his life. I don’t buy their DVD’s or albums, I won’t be bothered to make a fansite and I haven’t watched every single dorama and show he appeared in.

But please tell him that I LOVE him as an actor. No, I worship the very path he treads on ADORE him like no other. Stand Up! still is one of the best series I’ve seen in my life and I laughed and cried and clutched on my chest and went “aawwww” watching every single episode. Shohei had owned me since then but not as much an Nino did.


Shohei being his winner Sho-chan self

His prank videos as well as the behind the scenes clips were the nails that sealed the coffin and I absolutely love him for being such a huge dork, maybe much more than I, and that’s saying a lot. I believe we have very similar personalities and his humor just enamors me. Can you tell him that?

Can you please tell Ninomiya-san, too that I don’t care if he smokes like a chimney and has dark gums, or if he’s a hunch back and is just an inch taller than me? I don’t give a shit if had dated and slept with a thousand girls, including Shiina Noriko and Nagasawa Masami or if spends a tad too much time on his Nintendo. I love him. He’s a geek and a cool guy at the same time. And I’ve always wanted to get to know him not as a celebrity but as a real person. Hang out with him, you know, share a couple of drinks and if fate permits, maybe friendship and love, too. I mean, I’m just saying… And yes, I’m writing a film script just for him.

I hope I don’t sound like some deranged fangirl who’s out of touch with reality but pease tell Nino that there’s a young lady somewhere in Manila who’s working her ass off in the industry with the hopes that someday, she’d be so big, so famous, he’d ask his management to get her to work with the Jimushou  (Annabelle Rama isn’t my idol for nothing)… I will perfect Nihonggo and eat raw fish every single day if I had to.

I know this is redundant but just so you won’t forget, please tell him I love him and the bebe picture below proves that we’re totally OTP. Also, my name’s Kring- in case he asks.


It’s the hats, baby!

- I’m sure my 3 readers are scratching their heads going “WTF?!?!”. Lolz. Just so you know, I’m a fangirl deep down.-

 
 

22 Responses to “Please Tell Mr. Ninomiya Kazunari…”

  1. Neil Says:

    *scratches his head*

    WTEff????

    LOL.

    ———————–

    This post?

    A BIG WINNAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Hey, just so you know, I am still your loyal fan. ANIME RINGU KAISHO FORU RAIFU!!!!!!)

  2. Rico Says:

    Oh wow, so Japan has its male equivalent of Maria Ozawa eh? :D

  3. bocahbancar Says:

    E..

    Aa…

    Soo SOo Douzo Yoroshiku ne..(^_^)

  4. Badeyes McBlind Says:

    So he’s your MAI HUSBANDO, eh?

  5. funnysexy Says:

    @Neil

    OH. MAI. GAWD. NO. FAKKEN. WAIZ. LOLOLOLOL. *composes self* I’m sorry? Anime Ring what? *looks confused*

    @ Rico

    O__o I can’t believe… You compared Nino… to Maria Ozawa. I cry. Nino was in Hollywood! And has sold millions of records and has weekly shows and such. U_U Maria Ozawa has erm “costumes”.

    @ bocahbancar
    Welcome to my blog! Enjoy!

    @ Badeyes McBlind
    Not.

    Yet.

    I’d love for him to be my koibito though… *insert idiotic smile here*

    I think it’s awesome that for my fangirl post, it’s mostly guys who have commented so far…

  6. Mea Says:

    omg, ate kring! i love him the way you do too!
    i love stand up also! such an adorkable lil one.
    i feel sad when he cries. D:

  7. anndie Says:

    YOU KEEP FORGETTING THAT I AM PART OF YOUR READERS
    >:{
    bitch

    lmao

  8. Barbie Says:

    Hey. I’m a fangirl too and your post made me extremely happy. :)

    Jun’s my ichiban though. But Arashi is major ghei-crack love. :)

  9. Kevin Says:

    HAHA so you really have to crop your baby pic with his baby pic! Fangirl! :P

  10. mcluvin Says:

    Madame, you are a hottie. Just sharing :P

  11. Marz Says:

    aba benta yung pic nyo ah!

  12. fritz Says:

    baby pics FTMFW! and the butterflies! LMAO!

  13. kring Says:

    Dear Fritz,

    ILU. IMU. Lez hang out, yes?

  14. fritz Says:

    Yes. Yes. A HUNDRED TIMES YES!!! AND ASAP, TOO!

  15. kring Says:

    @Fritz Ayt, will text you, my dear.. ^_^

  16. razilia Says:

    Konnichiwa! Wow, fangirl ka pala ni Nino, in that sense. Hihi! Kasi fangirl ako ni Matsujun, natuwa lang ako sa post mo eh. I think he deserves the love you want to share. Hihi!

    Just saw you being featured sa show ni Jessica Soho! Astig! You’ve gone so far na nga eh…you may be able to reach your dream on meeting him too someday! Galing nga ng ibang works mo eh!

    Fighting!

  17. kring Says:

    @ razilla
    Hi! Yes, been a Nino lover for a while now though I’m not really a typical fangirl. Harhar hard to explain. And I’m glad you checked out my blog! Di ko pa nga napapanood eh. XD At oo, I definitely believe I’ll meet and be friends with Nino someday…

    gambarimasu!

  18. mikay Says:

    Hello! I was smilling the whole time i was reading your blog. Hehehe! Kasi I can relate a lot. Me I watched a lot of his videos like tv shows, movies and guesting, it’s like my energy booster. Goodluck in your goal oo meeting him. Ganbatte!!

  19. arashi_zutto Says:

    i would’ve promised to say that to nino if ever i’ll meet him..
    but..
    i love nino myself ;s

    so may the best and *fastest to reach nino* girl wins?! ^^,

    and let’s knock down that language barrier ne?! i’m also a Filipina with no talent at speaking Japanese.. ?(?????)?(???´?)?

  20. arashi_zutto Says:

    i would’ve promised to say that to nino if ever i’ll meet him..
    but..
    i love nino myself ;s

    so may the best and *fastest to reach nino* girl wins?! ^^,

    and let’s knock down that language barrier ne?! i’m also a Filipina with no talent at speaking Japanese.. * ?(T_T)/

  21. DEeNino Says:

    shit!!!

    na ingit naman ako!! i also love Nino and i believe Arashi is the best

    Pag nakita mu na xa isama mo ako!1

    hehe

    ARASHI Nino-kun KAwaii!!

  22. mytor Says:

    hi kring. first time to comment on your blog but i read it often.

    fangirl ka pala ni nino. dapat madagdag sa nihonggo phrases mo ang “nino-kun, hontoni suki desu.”

Leave a Reply