He’s Just Not That Into You. Or Me.

A couple of days ago, I watched the movie with my boss and some office mates. No, this is not a review of the film though I must say that it was nice, bittersweet and funny. A chick flick, yes, but it was awesome nonetheless.

I kinda shed a few tears midway til the end. Okay, fine. My boss, who was seated beside me had to shush me down ‘coz I was sorta sobbing… a li’l. Hey! Don’t judge me. I’m emotional, mmkay? And I can relate with one of the characters and I won’t tell you who.

Anyway, I haven’t really read the book yet so this entry is basically just me giving my two cents on this topic. And what authority do I have on the subject? Let’s just say I’ve done my “research” and I have a lot of “friends”.

1. He’s just not that into you

… if you get to sleep with him on the same bed and that’s literally all you do- sleep. No kissing, no smelling of each other’s hair, not even some goddamn brushing of elbows. And you wake up the morning after facing the door, and he, the wall.

2. He’s just not that into you

… if you’ve had mutual feelings with him and you both knew it’s only a matter of time before the two of you get together officially and before it even happens, he stops talking to you. Wait, no. He actually stops communicating with you altogether, which leaves you wondering if he had randomly died of testicle shrinkage.

3. He’s just not that into you

… if, after an awesome 2-hour conversation and flirting, which involves a good amount of tequila and vodka, he merely looks at you with a poker face after you soulfully look him in the eyes and kiss him on the lips, which, I might add, he does not reciprocate.

4. He’s just not that into you

… if on the dance floor, you get it down in front of him while trying to be all cute, sexy and Pussycat Dolls-ish, only for him to pause for 3 seconds while looking at you and then goes back to dancing with his male friend. (You then make your self feel better by telling your friends that they’re a gay couple.)

5. He’s just not that into you

… if you surrender your self to him, in your full drunken glory, at the back seat of his car and tells him that “you’re just a girl sitting in front of a guy asking him to love her” and he pretty much tells you to fuck off and then he prays over you after.

Oh well, that’s life. It’s not that there’s anything with you, honey. Men are men and we gotta deal and don’t believe them if they call you a psycho chick.

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