My Goals for the Next 12 Months

I have a few goals that I absolutely must work on this year or I’ll be really really disappointed with myself.

1. Become fit.

You don’t even understand. Besides my “love handles”, I’m starting to notice the fat accumulating under my chin and it makes me really, really sad. My bosses have been bugging me to work-out and guess what, I think I may have to start soon. And because I won’t be caught dead in those gym machines, I’m thinking of enrolling in hiphop or jazz classes because 1) gasping for air panting by the time I cross to the other side of the huge-ass MMDA footbridge at Q.Ave is rather depressing and 2) dancing in clubs while I’m drunk does not equate to working-out.
2. Save money.

I have “invested” on some “things” so I currently don’t have a lot in my bank account. In fact, I just looked at my wallet earlier and wondered what the hell happened to me. Well, for one, some fucktard stole my credit card a few months back and I had to pay for THE MAKE-UP AND CLOTHES WORTH 28K THAT SHE BOUGHT.

3. Be the Lee Hyo-ri of the Philippines

I know. It’s like asking me to have naturally perky c-cup boobies and a perfect complexion. But seriously, I love that chick with a passion! Was never a fan of hers as a singer/dancer but man, when she does variety (especially in Family Outing), she just wins in life so much, it hurts. I’m not sure if this goal is even ever humanly attainable but I’ll try really hard. I’ll work on my aegyo and sexy dance and recruit fanboys (like the guys from Big Bang). A LOT OF THEM Yeah. Uhm. I need help on this one.

4. Stop acting like a 7 y/o kid with ADD.

Is it really that hard? ‘Coz I feel sorry for my office mates sometimes not really when I get crazy and do random retarded things. When I watch some of the stuff I do on cam, I shrivel and wonder ytf do I do them. But honestly, I’m worse in person. And it’s totez not hot, especially around cute guys.

Case in point: *click image to watch*

In this video, I try to be sexy and shit. And fail. Miserably.

5. Have flawless skin.

If you tell me that my skin is nice, well, chances are you’ve seen me wearing make-up. Try to go to my house at night after I’ve freshened up and stripped my face of Max Factor and you’ll understand what I’m talking about. And so, I shall take care of my skin more. Fight the urge to pop my zits, visit the derma regularly and most of all, drink lotsa water. I dunno why the hell did I not think of that before but I’m kinda stupid so you can’t really blame me.

Guys, I’m really working on these goals and I hope y’all will support me and cheer me on. Also, I give you the authority to bitch slap me if I slack around. Thanks!

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