Sandara Park and YG Entertainment

Sandara Park had always amused me.

For someone who fails in English/Tagalog, had VERY limited roles on TV/films and couldn’t really perform that well, she became a phenomenon in the Philippines. Even if you’re not a fan, you have to at least give her that much. She bitchslapped every single rising star in 2004.

But like any other phenomenon, she soon became yesterday’s news. We can blame Hero Angeles btw, is he gay? for screwing her over or the fact that she left for Korea for almost half a year, which led to people forgetting about her existence or hell, we can even blame Kim Chiu. Point is, it had been a downward spiral for her career ever since.

And then came Lolli-lolli-oh-lollipop. (Nah, that’s not how we do it…)

Yes, as you probably have heard already she is now a budding shizniz in Korea, much thanks to the rigorous training and supervision of YG entertainment. Joining the company and being part of the yo-wuzzup girlband 2NE1 is a great move, I say, albeit it confuzzles me that she’s now so hippity-hoppity (a far cry from her previous “In or Out” image).

Who cares though if she can now dance this well…

Yes, that’s her at the right, in a black tank top and brown hair. Bitch, plz. Admit it. She pwns Maja Salvador or iunno Shaina Magdayao in dancing and I am not even a Dara fan. Seriously though, kudos to her. I know how Kpop can be so fleeting so I’ll wait and see what’ll become of her.

But. The real point of this post is… If Sandara park can improve like that, I mean, how can I not? And so, I shall write and open letter to her company, which is headed by Mr. Yang.

Dear YG Entertainment,

I’m Kring Elenzano, a producer/pseudo-talent here in the Philippines who’s done work on-cam and off-cam (I graduated with honors, too, just in case that has bearing). First and foremost, you pwn SM in so many ways but I’m not saying that just ‘coz I’m biased because I heart Big Bang like whoah. You really do. I mean, if you were able to get that out of Sandara Park, what can you not do? Seriously.

PLEASE GET ME AS A TRAINEE. PLEASE! I’d work my ass off and be hiphop and gangstah and shit. I can write songs and make a fool of myself on TV so that’s like being G-Dragon and Dae Sung in one package. How can you go wrong? Oh, AND I CAN EVEN DIRECT YOUR MUSIC VIDEOS! FOR FREE! *woot woot*!

I’d like to believe that I can act and I used to be the captain of our cheer dance team. I only sing in videokes can’t really sing that well but I mean, the fact that Sandara’s like a vocalist gives me A LOT of hope. And yes, I can be fierce-tarded like Hyo Ri, too! I’ve been told I look like SuJu’s Lee Teuk already so that’s a start.

Promise, I won’t let you down. I’d even force my self to eat spicy dishes like kimchi just to blend in with the crowd. Please consider me! Thank you!

yours truly,
FunnySexy

Feel free to make this letter viral and who knows, I might even guest on Star King or Family Outing.

ps: NEW DIREK VID OF CRACK AND STRESS. -_-

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