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Before I start with my real post…
Yes, you read that right. Cassiopeia Philippines’ 3rd anniversary party/gathering. I’m apparently hosting the event so if you wanna hang out with other rabid fangirls and watch me do free stand-up comedy, please attend. Please tell the other Pinoy DBSK/kpop/jpop fans, too because it’d suck if only 20 people will attend. If you’re coming, leave a comment here and let me know! I’ll have a special treat for you, promise.
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Sandara Park had always amused me.
For someone who fails in English/Tagalog, had VERY limited roles on TV/films and couldn’t really perform that well, she became a phenomenon in the Philippines. Even if you’re not a fan, you have to at least give her that much. She bitchslapped every single rising star in 2004.
But like any other phenomenon, she soon became yesterday’s news. We can blame Hero Angeles btw, is he gay? for screwing her over or the fact that she left for Korea for almost half a year, which led to people forgetting about her existence or hell, we can even blame Kim Chiu. Point is, it had been a downward spiral for her career ever since.
And then came Lolli-lolli-oh-lollipop. (Nah, that’s not how we do it…)
Yes, as you probably have heard already she is now a budding shizniz in Korea, much thanks to the rigorous training and supervision of YG entertainment. Joining the company and being part of the yo-wuzzup girlband 2NE1 is a great move, I say, albeit it confuzzles me that she’s now so hippity-hoppity (a far cry from her previous “In or Out” image).
Who cares though if she can now dance this well…
Yes, that’s her at the right, in a black tank top and brown hair. Bitch, plz. Admit it. She pwns Maja Salvador or iunno Shaina Magdayao in dancing and I am not even a Dara fan. Seriously though, kudos to her. I know how kpop can be so fleeting so I’ll wait and see what’ll become of her.
But. The real point of this post is… If Sandara park can improve like that, I mean, how can I not? And so, I shall write and open letter to her company, which is headed by Mr. Yang.
Dear YG Entertainment,
I’m Kring Elenzano, a producer/pseudo-talent here in the Philippines who’s done work on-cam and off-cam (I graduated with honors, too, just in case that has bearing). First and foremost, you pwn SM in so many ways but I’m not saying that just ‘coz I’m biased because I heart Big Bang like whoah. You really do. I mean, if you were able to get that out of Sandara Park, what can you not do? Seriously.
PLEASE GET ME AS A TRAINEE. PLEASE! I’d work my ass off and be hiphop and gangstah and shit. I can write songs and make a fool of myself on TV so that’s like being G-Dragon and Dae Sung in one package. How can you go wrong? Oh, AND I CAN EVEN DIRECT YOUR MUSIC VIDEOS! FOR FREE! *woot woot*!
I’d like to believe that I can act and I used to be the captain of our cheer dance team. I only sing in videokes can’t really sing that well but I mean, the fact that Sandara’s like a vocalist gives me A LOT of hope. And yes, I can be fierce-tarded like Hyo Ri, too! I’ve been told I look like SuJu’s Lee Teuk already so that’s a start.
Promise, I won’t let you down. I’d even force my self to eat spicy dishes like kimchi just to blend in with the crowd. Please consider me! Thank you!
yours truly,
FunnySexy
Feel free to make this letter viral and who knows, I might even guest on Star King or Family Outing.
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May 21st, 2009 at 12:53 pm
dati pa-krung krung lang si Sandara and the only moves she know back then was that In or out choreo (and that song is eadrum stress dahil nakakaLSS). man, she’s not only pure charm anymore, they inflicted her real talents. COOL. *magdamagang pagpapakulo at pagpapalambot sa kumukulong tubig* parang hindi na siya yung Sandarang naginvade sa Pilipinas. she’s so much better now.
May 21st, 2009 at 2:12 pm
zomg, dara can actually dance now.
i watched her fire mv, di masyadong halata na nag-improve na yung pagsayaw niya or baka nashadow lang siya nung other members ng girl group niya. i dunno.
May 21st, 2009 at 2:28 pm
oooh!
sabi na nga ba mas bagay talaga si Dara sa country nia..
sayang gusto ko umattend sa 6G!!!
WAAAAH!!
need to earn some money to buy 6G ticket..
more power miss kring!!~
May 21st, 2009 at 4:26 pm
@ starlet
Yes, she’s so much better now though I’m not sure if I like her more… But heh, I’ve done a blog post about her and even a viral video. Seems like she’s important to me now!
@ Joanne
She doesn’t really stand out but she has an advantage since she’s considered an “actress”, too.
@ topher
Dude, go! Borrow money muna or something… Cass gatherings happen like twice a year lang. And I dunno if I can still join the other events after this one. XD
May 21st, 2009 at 6:38 pm
i’ve seen 2ne1’s fire and lollipop video about 2 weeks ago, and hell, sandara is way cooler now compared before, seriously. do i need to elaborate? LOLz
it’s just, she’s so damn cool now., but i read that it’s not their actual singing voice, they did some tinkering with it, digitalized – something. LOLz
but, her dancing skills can’t be denied, she improved a lot. kpop suits her. really
and about your letter, saying desperate would be an understatement, LOLz
but, you have the talent, guts and wits naman kasi. i’ll support you, i’m your fan actually, LOLz
PS: lee teuk is hot, kring looks like lee teuk, therefore, kring is hot. n_n
though, i like kyu hyun best among the suju members.
and regarding the cassphil invitation, i wish i could come but i’ m still unemployed now, LOLz, a freshly grad. nyay, maybe a year from now. n_n
May 21st, 2009 at 7:26 pm
no offense but talents here in the philippines are underdeveloped in the field of acting and dancing, they’re looks are just used to gain income… if only they can harness one’s potential and train them to become a much better talents then i think show business here in the philippines will bloom.
May 21st, 2009 at 10:24 pm
@whatsACoder I second that as well. Their is much talent in the Philippines however we arent able to see their full potential because of the training they get. Iono hopefully it gets better over the years.
May 22nd, 2009 at 5:44 pm
@ ji
true, digital tinkering can do wonders to the human race! but im pretty sure she improved, somehow. and thank you! i’m really not THAT desperate lolz believe it or not, otherwise i would’ve long quit my job and became a full-time artist. or something. and i swear, im more of a hee chul in real life, go ask the cass ph peeps! DO GO!! minsan lang yung event!! and you can hang out with us!!
@ whatsacoder
understood. and i do agree with you. but considering the lack of training we have, man filipinos are mad talented!!!
@ yee
i know i have to do something about it. eventually. XDXDDD won’t be the talent though, id be too old by then.
May 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 pm
WAAAAHH! T___T
i’d love to..
kaya lang…la talaga money..
gusto ko pa naman makipag-picture taking with you syempre idol kita…
*sigh*
and btw,tama yung sinabi ni Ji sayo!
you have the potential to become a YG trainee!
dun pa nga lang sa i’m yours Video mo hanga na ako sayo eh..
LOL
sana sa 7G ikaw ulet ang mag-host para may chance pakong mameet and greet si ms. FunnySexy!!~
more power!~
May 23rd, 2009 at 7:07 pm
ei ei
dara looks so effing hot now…
but KE… you are a lil cuter
May 23rd, 2009 at 8:20 pm
You’re into DBSK as well? D: D: D:
It came to me as a surprise!
May 23rd, 2009 at 8:35 pm
BTW, we would want to invite you as a speaker for our school activity. I can’t seem to find your email address anywhere. Where may we send a formal invite?
May 24th, 2009 at 10:07 am
@ topher
See you this Saturday!!! *winks*
@ epfi
oh. gad. that made my day. lolz thanks a lot!!!
@ leni
hhmm.. i actually kinda sorta founded cassiopeia philippines like 5 years ago (HUG DAYS. THAT’S HOW OLD I AM) but it’s a long story, which involved a lot of evolution. honey, ive had more fandoms than i’ve had boylets. true story.
also, sent you an email!
May 25th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
YAY ME TOO! I loved them since those HUG DAYS. Wah, hahahaha this is amazing!
Ok, thank you
May 26th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
i’ve experienced noraebanging with my suju/dongbang/bigbang friends and cosplay events but never in this gathering and oh that je gathering years ago too, i wish all pinoy kpop worshipers can have a gathering too, i think it’s possible naman, at pag nangyari yun sana nandun talaga ako.
May 27th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
“I mean, if you were able to get that out of Sandara Park, what can you not do? Seriously” ” And yes, I can be fierce-tarded like Hyo Ri, too!”
My two cents he’d take you in after reading that ^0^. See you ate the 6G Ate Kring
June 2nd, 2009 at 7:09 pm
PETITION: KRING FOR YG ENTERTAINMENT!
Super duper LOL. =p =p =p
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Yay! We’re airing Sandar–i mean 2NE1 on MYX already!
June 3rd, 2009 at 1:15 am
unnie ah~ open YG Audition ah..
nagtry kn po?? ^^ wee.. ure so pretty
and funny.. i like your personality ^^
hwaiting !! ^^
June 4th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Hi kring. You may not remember me though. We’ve met nung Pops event, napakilala ako ni Angel and Nerie sayo. hehe.
natuwa lang ako sa open letter mo to YG. hahaha. goodness, magsend ka kaya kay YG ng audition tape or something. I watched your 6G video where you danced to Hyori’s U go girl, astig ka!!
June 5th, 2009 at 12:07 am
*WAVES AT EVERYONE* Thanks for all the nice words and support (woot)! Wait, how do I contact Mr. Yang? Lolz.
@ Meg
Hi!!! Yeah, I remember you, of course! Lolz, ako rin natawa actually, albeit I really mean that. Thank you thank you! Which video did you watch ‘coz man, there were cameras all over the place!
Also, hope we can work (yuck, work!) together one of these days! Mish mentioned you, too when I was asking about BigBangPh. ^_^;;
August 9th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
kayo bah yung sa jessica soho?hehe!! alm muh adik rin ako sa korean boyband!!haha!! grabe pag kaadik kuh!! gus2 q ring makabuo ng grupo dun eh!1hahaha!!meh gnun!!haha!!
August 13th, 2009 at 6:51 am
omg…masgumanda na c dara…and I like her verymuch now..
ganda nya sa mga musicvideo nila nd I like it.
Cool sobra ung mga kanta nila…naka2addict ba..heheh!!!
b4 sa pinas lng si dara but now bigstar na sa korea..wow good luck 2 ur carer dara…wish U dabest^_^ were proud of U…
b4 wish ko lng na makapunta ng korea but now i like to be a dancer der or be lyk dara…hehehe magpra2ktis muna me magkorean….joke….bsta I loves it….
cool ng 2ne1 sobra wish 2 see U ol here @ hawaii…^-^
August 16th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Is that the letter you gave to Sandara to give to YG when you met her??
XD Good Luck
I hope he gets it and takes it into consideration. Couldn’t you have mailed him the letter too?
August 19th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
mags were the same!!haha!! i have a talent like them!!! and i know how to speak korean haha!!
September 24th, 2009 at 2:38 am
sandara park alam ko na maraming nang loloko sa mga picture mo sa facebook and alam ko sa ngayon wala kang time mag check ng mga stuffs sa internet well besides sa me2day and cyworld hindi ko maintindihan kase korean words and nan dun eh, and if ever may time ka na mabasa itong mensahe ko please do acknowledge me up ok here are my accounts: yahoo/friendster: MQS2082@yahoo.com, facebook: chouji_122082@yahoo.com, my cellphone number is 09196050605 smart network, at sana talaga mabasa mo itong message ko agad hopefully makarating sayo itong message ko either if mabasa ng assistant mo sana ipa basa sayo agad, alam ko nag tatagalog ako pero i know that you can still understand my language kase i’m from the philippines in Las piñas city. Well i really hope makarating ito sayo as soon as possible and ingat ka sa mga biyahe mo ok sandy….. : )