Surfing in La Union

Before I start with my real post, let me share with you a new flippish video made of crack. No, seriously. This is so much crack, I can get arrested. I hope you enjoy it though because I realized that I do these things just for that – entertainment (and some funnies, too). Definitely not to have a boyfriend. -_-

click on the retard to watch the bidjo

Now on to the real post.

I have lost 37 lbs.

Lolz. As if. If I’d lose that much weight, I’d be like underweight and malnourished. What I really want to say is… I HAVE TRIED SURFING AND akjhdkhshkjhsk I FAKKEN LAVEET!!! *woot woot*

So, the Gerry’s Gang went to La Union a couple of weeks back (before the summer typhoons of doom) and there we met up with our surfer chick friend, Jo-Z. She’s really the one who kinda “inspired” us to try it as she’d been doing it for how long again, Joselle? Almost 10 years? You’re old.

Gerry’s gang sans Ram (we miss you, B2!) Tracy, Selda, Joselle, Kring and Wil

Now, just for the benefit of everyone, I AM NOT A VERY ATHLETIC PERSON. At least not for the past half a decade. I want to take up dancing again but I’m the greatest procrastinator so yeah, you get the drift. I honestly just wanted to try surfing because what the hell, it looks so cool to be photographed on a surf board, pwning the waves. You know, for Facebook and stuff.

Another thing you might not be interested to know about me but I’m still sharing anyway boohoo is that I CAN’T SWIM. Well, at least not in the open sea or when I can’t touch the seafloor anymore. I can maybe float my way back to the shore if in case something happens but you know, I tend to go batshit crazy.

Anyhow, fortunately we didn’t have to go very far and there’s a leash on the board, which will help one float. I honestly, seriously thought I won’t be able to stand on the board ‘coz wth my arms fail me in so many ways. But my blond instructor really pushed me until I could stand, and I almost yelled Halleluia when I did the first time.

Again, let’s just pretend I’m not fat.

Guys, seriously. It was such an experience and I had an awesome time. It doesnt hurt, too that I’m with some of my closest buddies whom I loooovveee so much even though they kept making fun of my iguana swimsuit, my not-so-skinny body and they bash me on a daily basis.

Also, here’s a shout out to our new friend, beibi boi Aldrix, whom I found out is a regular reader of this blog! Dude, thanks so much!!! The trip wouldn’t have been successful without you and your rockin’ sarong. Also, your six-pack makes my bilbil baby fats cry.

We capped the night with some old-fashioned “wasakan” by the beach but I won’t go into details anymore because I’d end up embarrassing my self more. Two words though: Beibi gehl!

That’s us, getting wasted (as you can see on our faces), with the very trusted sarong.

I AM DEFINITELY SURFING AGAIN. DEFINITELY. I’m thinking of taking it seriously but I’m not so sure if the waves will take ME seriously. I mean, I can almost imagine them mocking me and wiping me out every chance they get. If you haven’t tried surfing yet, please do, even just once. And make sure you bring along your funnest, craziest friends who cannot mix alcoholic drinks and are rather addicted to Pusoy Dos and corny jokes. It will make the experience more… exhilirating!

ps: Please invite me if you guys are going surfing especially if it’s all-expense-paid kthnx. I’m not remotely good at it but I’m fun! Really! I am! See? I’m even dancing now! Beibi gehl!

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