Eight Reasons Why You Should Read My Boss’s Blog

This is Chris Tan and he’s my boss. Boss as in you know, my employer. He’s had a blog for about a year now and practically no one reads it. Mr. Tan claims that he doesn’t really care, that he writes for himself and not for other people. However, recently, he’s been bragging to me that his traffic has spiked like whoah and that sooner or later, he’d have more fans than I do. I just roll my eyes when he says thing like that.

Anyway, he complains that I don’t even link him here. Well, guess what, sir Chris. Imma use my convincing power (if it even exists) and HOPEFULLY get my 3 readers hooked on your blog. Emphasis on ‘hopefully’.

As the title says…

1. He’s a storyteller.

In fact, he claims he has “the gift of gab” and of course, I would never contest that, given that I love my job. He actually talks A LOT. Like seriously. And it translates to his writing. Sometimes he’d say “I woke up this morning really late because my alarm died on me so I rushed to get to the office because I have a meeting, only for me to realize that it’s only Tuesday today. But it’s okay ‘coz on my way here, I saw this really hot girl in the elevator and maaaaaannnn was she flirting with me! So I spent the last two hours cyber stalking her on Facebook and it’s 2pm already. I’m hungry. You wanna grab a bite?” when he could’ve just said “Let’s have lunch, I’m starving!”

Trufax.

2. He’s the president of Mensa Philippines.

‘Nuff said. Also, if you don’t know Mensa, well, not that I’m judging you or anything but… there’s always Google.

3. He likes sports. And other related ‘manly’ things.

This boss, whatta funny guy. I have lost count of the number of times he’d ramble on about his losing hands in poker, or that latest UFC fight (which I confused at first with the banana ketchup brand), or how hard it is to wake board when you have a fractured knee. Sometimes I get it, most of the time it sounds Greek to me. But if you like sports and whatever else it is that men like to do *wink wink*, you might wanna check out his blog.

4. He’s single.

And I’m compelled to add “…and ready to mingle” but I’m not that cheesy. Wait.

5. What do Jessica Simpson, Shannon Elizabeth and Carmen Electra have in common? They all have D-cup breasts.

And for that reason alone, you should read my boss’s blog.

6. My boss is a celebrity.

That is if you consider ‘having a weekly online talk show with an average of 15 viewers’ a celebrity kinda thing. Anyhows, you can watch his show here. And I heard his co-host is an extremely charming and witty person, albeit of dubious gender.

7. He’ll read your blog, too.

Do unto others as you would have others do unto you, says the golden rule. I’m not sure if he lives by that adage but I know he’ll visit your blog if you comment on his and leave your link.

8. He’ll give me a raise.

If I manage to raise his PR to 4 and have people comment on his entries. Yeaaaahhhh!!! *insert head banging here*

So there you go. Those are eight awesome reasons. Please give his blog a chance. And why not 10, you may wonder… Hmmm maybe I’d be able to come up with the remaining 2 once I get to actually read any of his entries. LOL. Just kidding.

Yo, sir! This is all in good fun, ayt? Please don’t hate on me (and make me do costings as a punishment)! Peace! v^_^;;

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