As the whole universe probably knows, Flippish.com is the first online Filipino channel in the entire innarnetz. A lot of our videos are crack and are very Pinoy and we can say we really have made a name for Pinoys the world over, online video-wise. However, many probably don’t know that we do a lot of viral videos outside of Flippish and I’m proud to say that just this month, we released 2 viral vids that have never been done in the country before.

1. Havaianas Flashmob – Summer Happiness

I’m really proud of this one because the entire Rockwell was pwned. Everyone enjoyed it! The actors were amazing, the concept was fresh and even the song was our LSS for like 2 weeks! I even had my parents watch the event live and they didn’t know what they were there for (dad said he was proud of me, too *winks*). Glad Havaianas liked it! ^_^

If you haven’t figured it out by now, well, I am surrounded by people on crack. Crack, as in you know… prohibited drugs. Yes, many of my friends replace butter with rugby, and some even use herion as moisturizer. I’ve been wanting to write about this since forever. You know, compile random quotes and statements from family and friends that were said to, for or about me. They’re not only quotable, they’re also… LOL-able. (*Some names were changed to protect identities. WTF.)

Are you ready? Let’s go!

Kring: “Ang taba ko, gusto ko pang pumayat…” (I’m fat. I wanna get skinny.)
Mommy: “‘Wag. D’yan namatay si Karen Carpenter.” (Don’t. That’s how Karen Carpenter died.)

- My mom, on dieting and weight loss. I actually stopped walking and slowly looked at her from my side. It was indeed surreal.

“Dude, kung hindi ka workaholic, ano kami, bum?!” (If you’re not workaholic, what are we, a bunch of bums?)

- Selda de Leon, one of my bestest friends, on my claim that I am not workaholic. I really am not, I swear. I’m not! WTF are you looking at?

“Kring, you’re not an ugly duckling… you’re just ug… a duckling.”

- Wil Darlucio, a G. Ganger. His comment on our elementary photos on facebook, WHICH YOU WILL NEVER EVER GET TO SEE. Also, don’t mind him. He just got issues. Haha!

“Pakasalan mo achievements mo!” (Marry your achievements, then!)

- AB Genuino, friend from grade/high school, on the fact that I don’t care much about love life when I’m doing well, career-wise. To say that I was muddafakken pwned is an understatement.

Excuse the fact that I have been neglecting my blog. As you, my three readers probably know by now, my absence in the blogosphere can only mean two things: 1) WORK HAS GIVEN ME THE MIDDLE FINGER and 2) I’VE GIVEN BIRTH. TO TRIPLETS. Well, you get the effing drift.

Anyway, this post is made of vanity. It’s just photos of my self, as I try to look demure and glam and whatnot. But it’s cool ‘coz I got an excuse- these are photos for my make-up artist friend’s folio (as in portfolio, not the disease that makes you paraplegic).

CONGRATULATIONS TO CARLA AVANCENA FOR A JOB WELL DONE. You, my dear, managed to make me look like a peacock. An avant-garde peacock!!!! SHUPAH HOTTTT!!!!!

Just so you know, I wake up every morning looking like this. Truefax.