Excuse the fact that I have been neglecting my blog. As you, my three readers probably know by now, my absence in the blogosphere can only mean two things: 1) WORK HAS GIVEN ME THE MIDDLE FINGER and 2) I’VE GIVEN BIRTH. TO TRIPLETS. Well, you get the effing drift.

Anyway, this post is made of vanity. It’s just photos of my self, as I try to look demure and glam and whatnot. But it’s cool ‘coz I got an excuse- these are photos for my make-up artist friend’s folio (as in portfolio, not the disease that makes you paraplegic).

CONGRATULATIONS TO CARLA AVANCENA FOR A JOB WELL DONE. You, my dear, managed to make me look like a peacock. An avant-garde peacock!!!! SHUPAH HOTTTT!!!!!

Just so you know, I wake up every morning looking like this. Truefax.

Feathers on my brows, gems on my lids… I’m not the biggest fan of the hair ‘do but I LOVE THE COLORS! Craziest make-up ever done on me and it was osm.

I still don’t know why I had to do those poses with my hands but it works so… no complainin’!

Unphotosopped, baby! (Well, except for that motherfakken pimple on my chin, which I had to “heal”) I don’t like my cheekbones that much, by the way. I know you don’t care but I’m just sayin’!

But THIS is my fave photo of all (in fact, it’s now my profile pic on FB). Candid shot at the make-up room, after the pictorial. See? I have even taken my braids off already! Photo by a boy named Jimmy. ^_^;;

Guys, I swear, Imma come up with a read-worthy blog post soon. Like by this week. I just gotta rest and get my blogging mojo back. I MISS YOU ALL LIKE CRAZY. *huggles* Hope you haven’t forgotten about me yet!

ps: Should I start selling these? Hahaha!