I Like Couple Things

As the entire internet-hood probably knows, it took 20+++ years before I had my first relationship so to say that I kinda missed out on a lot is an understatement. For years I have written about unrequited love and missed chances with much angst and bitterness, until recently, when I first heard someone say “I love you” to me… genuinely.

Fine. This won’t be another cheesy entry, promise. I just want to reiterate that fact that since I missed out on a lot, I have every right to be saccharine and adorkable with my jagiya. And that I like “couple things”. You know, couple accessories, couple clothes, stuff like those. Hell, if you can even find me some cute couple underwear, send them my way kammon kammon NOW NA!!!

At the Pahiyas Festival, wearing our couple sombreros, our almost-couple red jersey shirts and eating couple sorbetes under the heat of the sun. I would’ve bitch-slapped anyone who’d approach us and ask if we’re together.

Oh and by the way, couple items are soooo not a Korean thing, contrary to popular belief. Not because you see Korean couples in Bora wearing the same goddamn striped shirts and khaki shorts doesn’t mean they invented this couple-ness phonemenon. John en Marsha had couple duster-puruntong FYI. There’s the Crisostomo Ibarra – Maria Clara couple pluma, too.

THE Krimmy Flip-flops! ^_^;;; Havaianas MYOH FTW!

Excuse my face. It was 2am already.

I honestly don’t know how my boyfriend’s gonna react once he sees his face on my blog. I mean, facebook is one thing (it’s more private) but this… well, this is crack. Let it be known however, that although he has his quirks, he’s a really sweet guy. And he also claims to look like Jo In Sung and Jung Yun Ho. Bwahahahahaahahaha.

Whose Mac is it anyway? MacBebe and Mong-mong in the house!

Okay, these couple Macs, well, aren’t supposed to be “couple”. I got mine last year. Hyung got envious and bought one. LOL. So which one do you like better, huh? The aluminum or the black and white?

At least he doesn’t do that annoying pa-cute thing with his eyes anymore…

When they said to me before that it’s super nice to be in love, I never thought it would be “cute”, too. I really appreciate the fact that Kimyongie lets me do whatever I want and even agrees to do things that he doesn’t like, just because I say so. Like being up on stage in front of 700 people, for example. He did that on our first monthsary and it killed that dbsk fans. LOLZ.

Anyway, I REALLY WANNA BUY MORE COUPLE THINGS because I’m all about branding like that. We don’t have couple rings yet. Or couple pillows and dear jeebuz I want couple plates/spoons/forks/chopsticks!!! Huzzah!!! I ALSO WANT COUPLE CARS thank you very much, sir. More than anything else, I wanna be with Jimmy Kim. ‘Coz we’re not only cheesy, we’re Krimmy, too.

PWNED.

- this post is merely an excuse for me to post our couple photos if you have a problem with that eff off and read something else keiz -

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