Korea is the Best!

Written by Kring Elenzano on May 29th, 2010. Posted in Humor and Crack, Korea, Love and Relationships, Places and Travel, Pop Culture

Please don’t think that this entry is yet again about my boyfriend. And no, please do not think, too, that this blog is turning into an I Love Jimmy Kim online journal because heh, I have another secret blog for that (LOL). As you know, we have been spending a lot of time together so he’s been involved in most of my activities/experiences lately. Furthermore, I really, really, REALLY just need to write about this or my head will implode.

Yesterday was like Korean appreciation day for me as I got to hang out with like 5 Koreans – and yes, that’s a lot for Kring. You see, less than 4 months ago, I HAD NO KOREAN FRIENDS. AT ALL. I was even offended by the fact that there are bajillions of them in my country and yet none of my friends had Korean friends. And now, I’m eating their food, speaking their language and over-all just being Koryanized.

KOREAN 101

If there’s one thing that you need to know when getting into a relationship with a Korean person, it’s that… Korea is the best. Keep that in mind and everything will be fine. Seriously. The boyfriend never imposed his Korean-ness to me until we started talking about the World Cup.

Okay. Here’s the deal. We were supposed to go on a trip with friends to Calaguas this June 12-14, partly in celebration of my birthday. He was somehow excited about it that’s why a couple of days ago, he baffled me when he said he couldn’t go if it’s on the 12th because something extremely important is coming up. It’s so important, he’d been waiting for it for 4 years - THE FIRST GAME OF KOREA IN THE 2010 WORLD CUP (against Greece). >_<;;;

I will never understand. As much as I try to comprehend it, I really can’t. First, I do not understand football, even if a fugly scar on my left knee will forever remind me of my 2nd year soccer PE in college. Second, even if they compare their pride to our pride for Pacquiao, I honestly, seriously think they’re on a different level. When Pacquiao fights, there are no people on the streets and the crime rate is reduced to zero. When the Korean football team has a game, their streets drown in a sea of red and the booze sales skyrockets. (FYI, Korea made it to the semi finals. Once. In 2002. And they fervently believe [at least the ones I've talked to] that the Reds will claim the World Cup title. LOL.)

2002 World Cup in Seoul. WTFuckityFuck. I think the only time I see this many people in the streets is when we want to oust a president. AMP.

Oh, btw, it’s not just the Korean soccer team that’s the best. I was informed, too, that Samsung is the best electronics brand ever made in the universe and Hyundai is the 3rd top automotive company don’t ask me how the hell that happened. Apparently it’s better than Honda, Nissan and Ford. Furthermore, Kim Yuna is the greatest figure skater born this century, much like how Park Ji-Sung is best football player alive today. *is seriously LOL-ing while typing this*

And according to the boyfriend, unlike in the Philippines, beef is more expensive than pork in his homeland because… you guessed it right. Korean beef is the best!!1one!1! Just like Korean apple (which is supposedly juicier and sweeter, I didn’t even notice -_-) and Korean garlic/noodles/soju/everything-else-you-can-find-in-the-market, except for San Miguel beer and tropical fruits. And even if we have Biogesic and Betadine, medicines from Korea can and will cure anything. True story.

Anyway, there’s actually a point and a moral to this post. I have always known that Koreans (and Japanese) are full of pride for their country but it was through Yong Jin that I experienced it first-hand. And I dunno why but I felt more proud of being Filipino ever since we got together. Like I needed to defend and promote my country. I await the time when I’d get to talk to a Filipino who would proclaim that Philippines is the best with so much passion (because quite honestly, it is and we are).

And on June 12, seems like Imma be in a stadium full of Koreans, cheering their soccer team on. And yours truly will be wearing red. ^_^;;;

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  • http://babsy.name Babsy

    Under ka Kring? What you would do for love :)

  • fartingprincess

    People say you’d appreciate your own country more after/when you start to like other countries. (mejo gulo-guluhan pero you get naman the point, dba? hehe)

    Dae Han Min Guk~ *clap clap clap*
    Enjoy S.Korea!

    <3

  • http://www.koreaisthebest.com KOREA

    IS THE BEST. :) )

  • kring

    @ Babsy
    NO WAIIIIIIIZZZ!!! Really. You can ask him. Hahaha. Cultural immersion ang tawag dito. XD

    @ fartingprincess
    I guess so, too. My friend who’s working as an FA is DYING to go back home. And no, I’m not going there to watch LOL. Sa Maynila lang ata yun!

    @ KOREA
    I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. >_____>

  • dr.D

    omg you’re gonna watch the S.Korea game live in S.Africa? XD that’s so cool

    kawawa ang N.Korea though, gonna get creamed by Brazil, Portugal and Ivory Coast, ok na if they manage to crawl out with a good statistic to their name haha

  • shokizuki

    hwe~! Lagot ka Kring-chan XD

    Korea is the best . Will expect more ‘korean ___ is the best” from you when you get back from Korea XD

  • mikmarilynmusika

    If there’s one thing that you need to know when getting into a relationship with a Korean person, it’s that…

    IT’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN FOR ME BECAUSE…

    I CAN’T WAIT RED.

    I dunno about their football/soccer team but team Europe is \m/

  • mishi

    Bilang alam ko ang sasabihin nya pag tinanong ko kung bakit sya nandito, pakisabing Made in the Philippines and syota nya. >_>

  • kring

    @ dr. D
    No, dear. I don’t even have the money to go to Japan. There’s no way for me to watch it in S. Africa! XDD And yes, Brazil + Portugal = N.Korea death lolz.

    @ shokizuki
    Lagot ako? Bakit?? And noooo! I’m not going to Korea to watch it! Sa Maynila lang yun!

    @ mikmarilynmusika
    Now I know what to give you this Christmas. Red is my fave color, remember? And yes, Europe Football teams >>>> Asian teams for realz.

    @ mishi
    Alam niya yun. Kaya nga siya andito. WAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • Mickey the Hugabear

    @Kring: I’m happy for you ate kring!!!

    As a wise man once said. “I am a citizen of the world.” In order to see the world in all its wonder one needs to leave the comfort of home and to travel. Enjoy the trip and absorb the experience. :-)

  • http://www.hanneebuff33.wordpress.com hanneebuff

    hahaha! wth talaga yung picture na yan. I agree sa comment mo sa picture, tuwing EDSA revolution lang may ganyang gathering ng tao sa atin. at least may change na nangyari (initially…>.<)

    sana nga in the future, lahat tayo maging proud na tayo'y Pinoy. Yan ang kulang sa atin. Gah! mas magaganda kaya beaches natin sa kanila. And pakisabi kay Jimmy na kahit na the best ang apple nila, the best naman yung manga natin kaya nga palagi silang naguuwi sa Korea nun di ba?

    Btw, June 12 is independence day. Daan muna kayo sa Rizal Park or wherever bago manood ng World Cup. hehehe!

  • http://beeetina.blogspot.com tina

    HALA! di mahulogang karayom yung stadium na pinost mo sobra.
    NAKAKAHYPER hah!

    Kring…wheeeeee gusto ko magboypren ng koreano like you..
    *winks at hyun bin..hahahahha!

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