Super Show 3 Manila: A Fan Account

I literally just got home from Super Show 3. My ears are ringing, and I can hardly breathe. I’ve been down with the flu for almost 3 days now but what do you know, I still managed to watch a concert amongst thousands of screaming fans with imploding ovaries. This fan account would be incoherent and senseless. You’ve been warned.

The back story

Happee invited me and Jimmy for the press con earlier but unfortunately, the boyfriend is still a PKW (Provincial Korean Worker – don’t judge me, he coined that term) and couldn’t make it. He really wanted to, not for SuJu but ‘coz he has a big crush on Happee. LOL. I was all geared up to go to the press con when she texted that it’s been canceled. Buuuut she invited me to watch the show instead! Yeeeeey! So I was there as “Media” (which I am, btw >___>) and ended up at the VVIP area, about 20 feet from the stage.

That’s my view. Perfect for flashing Kim Hee Chul.

I WAS FUCKIN’ PWND. It was better than I ever expected. Because it appeared that the seats were all occupied already, I went to the space with the cameras and lights and chatted with the TV crew. They were from ABSCBN news.

Everything from this point onward are Kring’s thoughts during the show, not necessarily in chronological order.

- I have to save my energy. I cannot scream or spazz too much. I will die. 
- Wow! So many fans… I wonder if my friends are here. I’m so hardcore, I’m watching this thing alone.
- Awww… some girls asked to have my pic taken with them. ^^;;
- Dad texted: Wru?
Me: Araneta
Dad: Aren’t you sick? Why did you leave the house?! What time will you be home?
Me: Ehhh! Basta… Around 11pm.
Dad: You’re so stubborn. You should’ve just stayed home and rested. Where are you in Araneta?
Me: Coliseum.
- *cough cough cough* OMG. I need water. *goes to the bouncer* “Kuya, can you ask a seller to come here? I need to buy water.”
- Oh, it’s Korina Sanchez! She’s gonna interview Happee! Wait, how the hell can they hear themselves????

Super Show 3 on Rated K.

- *fans scream* Dear audio man, good luck. Hope you don’t lose your job.
- *fans scream more* It’s starting, I can feel it! *cough cough cough*
- Who’s the fucker that didn’t charge her N8 and has low batt already??? WHO WHO????
- Is that Donghae ascending from stage towards a… top camera? Or wait, is that Yunho?
-  Do not pass out. *cough cough cough* or spew blood. I need water. I can’t breathe anymore. 
- Whooohooo!! Party party! Sorry sorry!
- WHY ARE THEY LIPSYNCHING???
- Shindong gained weight. Is that even possible?
- I can’t believe I’m watching SS3 beside Korina Sanchez. This is too surreal.
- OMG HEECHUL! FINALLY! MY FUTURE BFF! There he is!!! I gotta make her him see me! 

I moved closer to the platform and waved at Heechul. Heechul waved back. I bowed down in greeting. He bowed back. I died. Internally. And spazzed like hky73y78eaihdoj9srlgj;x. BEST. OTP MOMENT. EVER.

Someday, we gonna be hanging out in Hongdae or something, getting pissed drunk, and bullying random passersby.

- OH GAWD HEECHUL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WHY MUST YOU BE SUCH A BITCH  
- Also, Korina Sanchez is shaking her head at your gheiness.

After that, Happee came over to me and asked me to take the remaining seat. 4th row from the stage. I saw the Aranetas sitting to my left. Wow! I felt VVIP indeed.

- This is such an awesome seat and a great moment, why must I be *cough cough cough* sick?!? I NEED FOOD AND WATEEERRR!!! I need to drink my meds!!!
- I’m gonna pass out! I’m gonna pass ou- Oh! Donghae abs! Not the biggest Eunhyuk fan but I must admit, the boy can move. He should join Showtime. I wanna know what Vice Ganda thinks of him.
- Ah, it’s true, afterall. Kyuhyun has bad skin. There’s hope for humanity!
- Oh gawd, here he goes again with his Christian song…
- Tangina, Henry Bieber on the piano, pwning us with his multi-lingual skillzzz, singing Baby, baby, baby oh!
- *cough cough cough* *touches neck and head and feels the heat* My eyes are too heavy and red. I need my Berocca. T____T
- Is it me or is Eunhyuk over-exposed? >_<;;;
- Wait, where is Kim Kibum? 
- Sungmin needs to learn from Taeyang. SEX APPEAL WHILE DANCING 101.
- Dear Lee Teuk, what would Suju be without you? I dread the day that you’d have to take your military service. Also, I finally see the similarities in our facial structure.
- Ryeowook and Yesung sing very well. Moving ooooon.
- PYRO! LASER LIGHTS! LED SCREENS! What is this!?!?! I won’t be surprised if there are water fountains and such hidden under the stage!
- Dear female back-up dancers, 10,000 fans officially hate you already and want to rip you into pieces of flesh and blood. They wish they were you.
- Should I flash them? *thinks hard* I’m close enough. Should I? But Kuya bouncer’s watching us! Grrr.
- *cough cough cough* TUBIG!!! KELANGAN KO NG TUBIG PARANG AWA NIYO NA!!!! (Water! I need water! Please help me!) 
- OMG GAGACHUL. Beki, you’re such a winnur!!! I feel better already.
- Shindong, Donghae and Eunhyuk as Single Ladies. This concert should be called “Super Fanservice Show 3″.
- Fucking Heechul just dry-humped the poor and clearly embarrassed back-up dancer. From where I live, that’s sexual harassment, you know and can get you 8 years in prison.
- I officially want to sleep with Kim Hee Chul. As in have sexytime with him. Just ‘coz that bitch literally has milky skin.

Damn you, kid! I only have a couple of photos and you just had to ruin this with your elbow! Anyway, photo not zoomed. That’s my view when I moved.

- Kay. So instead of watching the show, everyone’s recording it on their phones/cameras. Focus on the boys, not on your LCD screens! 
- I cannot take it anymore. *To the very accommodating PULP staff*: “Dear, can you reserve my seat? I just need to get food and water so that, you know, I can survive until the end of this show.”
- Oh gawd TJ hotdog! *nomnomnom* Biogesic! Ambroxol! Please work you magic! Also, WATER~
- Girls are probably crying over this Kang In tribute. I need to pee.
- HOLY MOTHER FUCKER SIWON ABS!!! Oh my gawd, I wanna lick your body. Literally. Your body’s more glorious up close. How come my boyfriend’s torso isn’t anything close to that??? He’s Korean, too! FML!!!
- *Siwon turns around* Oh. You got pimples on your back. THERE’S HOPE FOR HUMANITY!!! 
- Should I go near the barricade and attempt to touch their hands and interact with them? But I’m wearing a MEDIA ID. Also my back hurts from *cough cough cough*. Why must I have flu??? NOW???
- They’re throwing posters, dried mangoes and random shit at the boys. I WANNA THROW MY BRA! Gahhhhh!!! But my shirt’s as flimsy as a lace courtain! I shouda brought a back-up undergarment! Fuuuuu!
- LEE TEUK LOOK AT ME!!!! LOOK AT MY FALSIES AND PEKPEK SHORTS!!!!
- Hmmm… I wonder how many girls they’re gonna bring back to their rooms tonight. Wait, should I stay and attempt to be a groupie? Maybe Happee can help me sneak into Siwon’s room. BUT OMG I HAVE A BOYFRIEND kslod;;3.e8daka.n.
- *cough cough cough* Omg it’s finally done. Fuck that was worth the fans’ money.

I shoulda used this pass to sneak into Siwon’s room.

-End of rambling-

All in all, I must say that was indeed a great show! Congratulations to the team of PULP for the successful event! No shit, even Lady Gaga and BSB’s concerts weren’t that elaborate. I wonder who’s gonna visit us again this year. Do I hear JYJ? Or the YG Crew? ^___^

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