KPOP Gay Lingo

Written by Kring Elenzano on May 8th, 2011. Posted in Celebrity, Fangirl, Humor and Crack, Korea

This blog post in inspired by the new blog of my very good friend, Poyt, called Beki-in-Manila. It’s a very informative blog if you wanna know the latest gay lingo in town (because just like pokemon, it evolves). So just for the lulz and the heck of it, I decided to come up with my own gay lingo, inspired by some KPOP celebrities. I swear you should start using them because they’re very useful!

WARNING: This is just crack so if you’ll get offended, here’s one peso. Go buy yourself some sense of humor.


Example: Ay! Nakita mo ba ang merli (babae) sa party kagabi?! In fairness, ang GANDAra Park! Talong-talo ka na, bakla. May matres pa sya.


Example: Hoy echoserang palaka! Bakit mo tine-text ang BoA ko?! Gusto mong ma-uppercut?


Example: Ay day, ka-turn off yung date ko! Sobrang chopopo (guwapo) pero ma-DONGHO and hininga!!! Parang dedz na daga.

Example: Ateywa, nag-wagi ka sa raffle! Mag-uuwi ka daw ng pangkabuhayan showcase. Brand-new funeraria! Ahahaha! JOKEwon!


Example: Sino’ng bading?! Nakaka-lalaki ka ha! PAKYU-chun, pare! PAKYU-chun kalima!

Example: Beki 1: Mudra, I have a bonggang problem! Namatayan ako! Ahuhuhu. Beki 2: ONEW?!? Beki 1: Oo, ng kuko sa paa! Beki 2: PAKYU-chun.


Example: Shutang-inamek nagpa-picture ako dun sa cosplayer kanina, ma-DONGHO pala in real life! Kaloka lakas ng BIG BANG!!!

Example: ONEW?! Inaaway ka, beks!? Kapal ng fez literal. Everyday foundation day kasi!! Hindi nya ba alam na ikaw ang reyna ng mga kim BITCHul?! Sirain natin ang buhay, bet mo?!

Ahahahaha. I don’t care if others like it or not but I had fun making these~ Watch our for moooaaar, kids! And for realz, Imma be using them in real life. Just wait for it on my Facebook statuses. Thanks for reading, kim BITCHuls! See those twitter and FB buttons? Click ‘em and spread the gay!

ps: YOU KNOW YOU WANNA READ THIS. A fanfic I wrote in 2004. Kim Jae Joong: EXPOSED! What drugs am I taking, sheesh…

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  • Khey Rocero

    LOL.hilarious!

  • Ria

    Lol. I remember Ate Kring saying this yesterday in 8G! Kahit nakapila kao sa photobooth narinig ko talaga yung Gandara park.lol Daebak.XD

  • http://twitter.com/funnysexy funnysexy

    Thanks!

  • http://twitter.com/funnysexy funnysexy

    Walang masyadong naka-gets so di ko na tinuloy ang tutorial. XD

  • http://twitter.com/allysonmae18 Allyson Mae Esguerra

    winnie santosing winnie santos! XD

  • Bigblu

    The Dara picture you posted: so ganda talaga! Winnar! Bagey na bagey!

  • http://twitter.com/funnysexy funnysexy

    korak!! reyna lang…

  • http://twitter.com/funnysexy funnysexy

    likes!

  • Marz

    brownie points for the BoA! XDDDD

  • cLe~

    WINNER SI KIM BITCHUL!!! <3<3<3

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000980752766 이태민

    lol. this is daebak! can you make more? Ü

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=563783871 Paola Ebora

    Hahaha panalo!!~XDDD

  • http://www.tanggera.com Faith Salazar

    Punyeta ka natawa ako! HAHAHAHA ginagamit ko na yang Gandara Park, ang bongga! Ano ba, bigbang!

  • http://twitter.com/funnysexy funnysexy

    I need more ghei inspiration~

  • http://twitter.com/funnysexy funnysexy

    Sana kilala mo din sila, mas tamblin! O ayan, primote ko si beki in Maneeluh!

  • http://twitter.com/funnysexy funnysexy

    Thanks, atey!

  • http://twitter.com/joon85 Park Hyung-Joon 박형준

    Bwa ha ha ha! You’re the best Kring! This is pure K-Pop hilarity! (^0^)

    Swerte talaga ni Jimmy na BoA mo! Ang GANDAra Park mo talaga kahit Kim Bitchul ka! Pakyu-chun sa mga Big Bang haters mo! Ma-Dongho silang lahat! Onew daw? Jokewon lang!
    (^0^)

  • Akame_uchi21

    wahaha!! ang galing! KIm Bitchul!!! Gandara Park.. galing galing!!! :D

  • Dardenitaaa

     OMG You win in life. 

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