A Captain Lost in Tomas Morato

So earlier today, like literally less than two hours ago, I was in Tomas Morato on the way to the PULP office and I also had to run some errands. Then lo and behold, a foreigner guy in a bloody red captain hook-inspired outfit came out of nowhere and started talking to random people!!! There was commotion and whole lot of LOL.

You want to stop traffic? This is how you do it, bitchaaaz~

Perhaps he’s a cosplayer who’s being followed by two women wearing unusually tight outfit for daytime?

SO. FAKKEN. RANDOM. AHLUVEEEET!!!

There were cameras and a horde of people following him, too so… ALAM NA!

He was asking the traffic enforcer guy how to go to ABSCBN… He’s looking for a treasure chest or something. Maybe he’s also looking for Elisa! Man, I should’ve asked.

If you see an usisera blonde girl in the news later, THAT’S NOT ME.

SAAN KA PUPUNTA, KUYA??? BAKIT KA PALAKAD-LAKAD??? ANG INEEEET!!!

Poor building staff. He totally looked stumped and had no idea what was going on.

AND THEN HE STARTED ASKING THE KANTO BOYS!!!! Language barrier comedy ensues.

What the hell?! HAHAHAH!! They just randomly hitched at the back of the soft drinks delivery truck. The driver was clueless.

He’s on his way to ABSCBN, apparently so you guys better stay tuned. You might find out what he’s looking for and if he ever finds it!

You know what the best part of this totally LOL experience is? I went to a coffee shop right away to blog this AND THEN VAVOOM! Before I realized it, I was chatting for 40 minutes with basketball star Jeffery Cariaso. THIS DAY IS ALREADY MADE OF PURE AWESOME AND I HAVEN’T EVEN HAD LUNCH YET.

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