How To Piss Off a Filipino

Written by Kring Elenzano on June 19th, 2012. Posted in Humor and Crack, Philippines

How to piss off a Filipino. I don’t mean every single Filipino in the world… just… some. A lot, actually.

1. Beat Manny Pacquiao in a boxing match.

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2. Be any of these people:

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3. Cut off his/her cell phone signal.

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4. Tell them things they already know.

        4a. Make a “20 Reasons I Hate The Philippines” video

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     4b. Be Claire Danes in the early 2000′s.

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5. Win American Idol Season 11 against Jessica Sanchez.

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6. Be a customer service representative of an internet service provider who can’t help fix the client’s connection.

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7. Tell him/her that the “Karaoke Machine”, the “Armalite or M16″ and the “Flourescent Light” weren’t invented by Filipinos.


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8. Claim an island/s that belong/s to them.

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9. Post badly Photoshopped images on an official fanpage of a government department.

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10. Finish up all the gravy in KFC.

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And you know eeeet!!!!! If you have more to contribute, feel free to leave them on the comments section. Who knows, we might have part 2!

ps: 11. Make a List of “How To Piss Off a Filipino”. LOL.

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  • http://www.tanggera.com Faith Salazar

    Be maarte on national television. Case in point – PBB. Always makes my eyes roll.

  • Anonymous

     Why you watching eeettt???? X___x

  • http://www.tanggera.com Faith Salazar

    Yuck, dude, I don’t! I just read tweets. LOL

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