Why the hell did I even participate in the Yehey.com-sponsored Trinoma Blogger Food Tour? I’m always at that mall anyway (bitch, plz. I’m from Fairview.) and I’ve been trying to lose like half my weight. Ok, I admit. It was all Coy’s fault. Blame him. He dragged and blackmailed me. And well, yeah. I kinda wanted to meet other bloggers, too. ^_^;;;
- I DUNNO WHAT ELSE TO SAY ABOUT THE EVENT EXCEPT THAT WE WERE MADE TO TRY FOOD FROM PARTICIPATING ESTABLISHMENTS WITH THE HOPE THAT BLOGGERS WOULD WRITE POSITIVELY ABOUT THEM TOO BAD FOR CABALEN SO YEAH EVERYTHING YOU’D READ FROM THIS POINT ONWARDS ARE RANDOM AND WOULD PROBABLY MAKE NO SENSE YOU’VE BEEN WARNED YUP I DO LOOK WEIRD IN PERSON -
Since I’m staying over at the office tonight and need to work, my Trinoma Blogger Food Tour thingy sum’in sum’in post would have to wait until like… Sunday night. But I really do want to write an entry so here, your horoscope for this week/month/year (I haven’t really decided yet), courtesy of ME. Because I’ve been kinda getting those “vibes” lately.
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19) – You will lose 20 kgs. You will be malnourished.
Taurus (Apr 20-May 20) – You’ve been lied to for a long time. You belong to the other gender.
I would’ve made another video for my first post in 2008. I would’ve recorded you an original song and serenaded you with my oh-so-mad-awesome-singing-voice-that-would-make-even-Mariah-Carey-cry. I would’ve taken naked photos of myself, perhaps posing next to a Chinese vase to jumpstart this year. But no, I didn’t. Instead, I bring you lists of my random top 5′s with the thought that it’s about time you guys get to know me beyond my usual crap.
If until now, you’re still reading this blog, then I congratulate you and offer you my famous yema. Half the time, I know I don’t make sense and to tolerate that much torture, you must be an awesome person. No, really. I’d make out with you if you were sitting beside me now. ^_~;;
The following are my top picks for whatever category they may be under. It’s like hitting two birds with one stone, actually: they are recommendations and at the same time a reflection of my fucked up mind that I so much enjoy flaunting to the world.
Which I’ve used in the past year or two.
2. “‘Tang ina!”
1. “Oh my gawd!”