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How to piss off a Filipino. I don’t mean every single Filipino in the world… just… some. A lot, actually.
1. Beat Manny Pacquiao in a boxing match.
2. Be any of these people:
3. Cut off his/her cell phone signal.
4. Tell them things they already know.
4a. Make a “20 Reasons I Hate The Philippines” video
4b. Be Claire Danes in the early 2000′s.
5. Win American Idol Season 11 against Jessica Sanchez.